For Your Height Only

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Summary: I knew it would be good, but...
Review: I mean, come on, a filipino midget weapons expert spy?!?! Weng Wang is simply incredivle! I expected some good schlock but I was unprepared for the level of greatness that For Your Height Only was about to hit me with. This is hall of fame, people. Just the fact that half the villains are dubbed in by bad Edward G Robinson impersonators should be reason enough to check this out!! And I say impersonators in the plural form, but that's assuming there is more than one guy doing the voices--and that's almost doubtful . Every scene produces great line after line that you could potentially bust out at your next party and sound like a comic genius. Make a great drinking game out this movie and put one back whenever a villain gets mamed by a Weng-kick to the groin.

Sometimes it is the case with cheese classics that you need to wade through a bunch of boring parts to get to the juice. But not this one. I could honestly say this puppy moves. At one point, my buddy bursted out, "Oh, I never want this movie to end!!" And true indeed, it will be receiving many more viewings from this proud FYHO owner. There's even a Web site out there dedicated to the very existence of this film, which should be testament to the level of genius we are talking about. And I don't throw the "G" word around too much. It's just a shame Weng didn't milk this franchise and do a dozen sequels. It's so worthy. I love that little guy!

Include this flick in an evening's double feature with Willy Wonka and you've got yourself a little person party extravaganza. Put it on, soak it in, yuck it up...

Rating:
Summary: This is a keeper!
Review: This is a really funny movie from the 70's. It was one in a series of movies starring Weng Weng, a Filipino midget (about 2 ft tall i think). He plays a secret agent code named Aget Double-0. This movie is filled with sex, drama, action and international intrigue! Better than any James Bond movie (honest). This is a must see for an Austin Powers fan as this movie is probably where Mini Me was adapted from. The dubbing is funny too, kinda reminds me of Woddy Allen's "What's Up Tiger Lilly?".

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Summary: So bad that it's good
Review: This is one of those movies that is so unintentionally bad that it is a must for any B-movie collector. Horrible acting, a ridiculous story, the worst dubbing ever and pure cheese make this the most entertaining film to ever come out of the Philippines. I would not compare this to Austin Powers like the other reviewers did. Rather I would say this is the result of an untalented group of people trying to parody the Bond films with a 2 foot midget in a banana republic with no budget. The fact that this film is even on DVD is amazing. The price for a single copy of this DVD is probably more than they spent on the entire movie in the first place. Support bad art and get your copy today.

Rating:
Summary: So bad that it's good
Review: This is one of those movies that is so unintentionally bad that it is a must for any B-movie collector. Horrible acting, a ridiculous story, the worst dubbing ever and pure cheese make this the most entertaining film to ever come out of the Philippines. I would not compare this to Austin Powers like the other reviewers did. Rather I would say this is the result of an untalented group of people trying to parody the Bond films with a 2 foot midget in a banana republic with no budget. The fact that this film is even on DVD is amazing. The price for a single copy of this DVD is probably more than they spent on the entire movie in the first place. Support bad art and get your copy today.

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Summary: THAT MAN IS SIMPLE GREAT!
Review: Wow! God bless the moment when i bought that VHS. Weng Weng is great in this film, he looks like Jackie Chan doing "real action scenes", great figther, seductive, and very funny! A real good spy-secret agents-comedy film with a lot of great moments and the most unexpected villain! And yes, if you like Austin Powers world you must see this one, it's like an ancestor! Myke Meyers ought to lookig for this man to next Austin Powers film, it would be wonderful. 88 min. of funny scenes GUARANTEED!

Rating:
Summary: THAT MAN IS SIMPLE GREAT!
Review: Wow! God bless the moment when i bought that VHS. Weng Weng is great in this film, he looks like Jackie Chan doing "real action scenes", great figther, seductive, and very funny! A real good spy-secret agents-comedy film with a lot of great moments and the most unexpected villain! And yes, if you like Austin Powers world you must see this one, it's like an ancestor! Myke Meyers ought to lookig for this man to next Austin Powers film, it would be wonderful. 88 min. of funny scenes GUARANTEED!