Kickboxing Academy

Rating:
Summary: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REVIEW THIS
Review: This movie is hilarious. But bad... hilarious.

I found myself bust out laughing at some really weird stuff and I'm not sure if it was intended or not.

This movie will be a perfect candidate for MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 2020. If you love sitting around with friends and making up anecdotes to go along with the movie and laughing at your own jokes, this is a movie to pick up.

I bought it, and I bought it for one reason... CHYLER LEIGH.

She won me over in NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE, and I think she has a bright future ahead. She's a fearless actress who has beauty, innocence and a wild side all rolled into one. I really just wanted to own it for the nostalgia of it, and I'm pleased with owning it, but to be fair....

THE MOVIE gets 1 star, CHYLER gets 5 stars and it equals to an overall 2 stars... okay, so I'm weird.

Rating:
Summary: it like ol my version of johns old school
Review: this movie is to me what old scjool is to john michael bonczie. its iIS a good GOOD film. now i met chyler leigh at the grocery store (big time celebrity hangout for celebrity). she was nice but she also said she had a brother in the good movie kickboxing academy. they are both good actors and this is a great film. there is humour, action, drama, tragedy, love, action, joking, and interestingh things - including characters. that are SO funny especially tarbeck the villain who once even got a toothbrush STUCK IN HIS MOUTH it was SO FUNNY and it was after he got a prank call in the morning from the kid who is a skateboarder as well as a interesting charactedr who gives the film a lighter heart and in the end saves the day from the bad guy/lawyer by winning a new skatebard which is why he wanted to enter the contest in the first place but he didn't - rather he saved the day instead. in conclusion this movie has EVERYTHING i would watch it as well as the neat soundtrack - but it does have a bit of rough language and violent images of danny after crashing. this may be my favourite movie as well it may someday be yours. watch it with the fammily to bring people together, or curl up with the girlfriend to win her with the movies romance themes, or watch it with guys who crave action! if you like extreme things such as vincent diesel then you'll totally love this movie. its like the mighty ducks except good and it has chyler leigh and IT IS DEFINATELY GOOD!

Rating:
Summary: AWESOME
Review: This movie was beyond awesome. It was, it was, it was, heaven.

Rating:
Summary: totally radical movie!!!!!!!!!
Review: This movie was totally bodacious! I loved every minute of it. The acting was totally awesome. The best action sequences ever. Sometime the acting was so great and the scenes to emotional that I almost cried. It had a great story. It should have gotten a couple of awards maybe a golden globe or oscar. HEEE---- YAAAAAA!!!! (if you think that i really liked this movie than there is something wrong with you, I have seen porno movies better than this)

Rating:
Summary: totally radical movie!!!!!!!!!
Review: Wow, where should I begin with this review? Should I first express my amazement at how any of the other reviewers could actually be serious in giving this movie a positive review or should I describe every aspect of its putridity to the T?

Maybe I'll just start with the plot. To sum it up fairly simply, two martial arts academies spend most of the movie preparing their students for a kickboxing match against one another in the coming summer. One academy is cheap and tries to sabotage the other in an attempt to defeat them in the upcoming tournament and obtain documents which will give them the right to shut down that academy and expand their own with corporate sponsoring. I suppose the movie fluctuates in and out of laughably horrible moments of low-class acting with scenes of some of the "bad" students trying to pick on their rivals, and needless to say, the upcoming tournament is a complete joke. (A win is given for 2 solid blows??) This plot is completely unnecessary, it evokes no emotion other than disgust and anger for having watched the film, and it is pretty much a compilation of random events and endless (not to mention pointless) subplots that add up to nothing. (In case you actually care to know, the good guys win the tournament and ...save the day?? YAY!)

Though it may sound redundant based on what other reviews are saying, this movie seriously has the absolute worst acting that I have ever seen. There are times where you can be almost certain that some of the actors are looking away and reading their lines from the script. The fact that most of the dialouge is slow and has absolutely no emotion is evidence of this. I cannot even begin to understand why this movie was widely distributed, and for that matter I can't see who in their right mind would even consider making a movie with such a horrid plot. Nevertheless, the movie is good for lots of laughs, but if you were to watch this movie I'd recommend you watch it blindfolded. That way, you can laugh at all of the idiotic vocal blunders of these rent-a-actor's while saving yourself the anguish of actually having to see them and subject yourself to their embarrassingly ridiculous fight scenes.

Rating:
Summary: Cheap, Hilarious Trash
Review: Wow, where should I begin with this review? Should I first express my amazement at how any of the other reviewers could actually be serious in giving this movie a positive review or should I describe every aspect of its putridity to the T?

Maybe I'll just start with the plot. To sum it up fairly simply, two martial arts academies spend most of the movie preparing their students for a kickboxing match against one another in the coming summer. One academy is cheap and tries to sabotage the other in an attempt to defeat them in the upcoming tournament and obtain documents which will give them the right to shut down that academy and expand their own with corporate sponsoring. I suppose the movie fluctuates in and out of laughably horrible moments of low-class acting with scenes of some of the "bad" students trying to pick on their rivals, and needless to say, the upcoming tournament is a complete joke. (A win is given for 2 solid blows??) This plot is completely unnecessary, it evokes no emotion other than disgust and anger for having watched the film, and it is pretty much a compilation of random events and endless (not to mention pointless) subplots that add up to nothing. (In case you actually care to know, the good guys win the tournament and ...save the day?? YAY!)

Though it may sound redundant based on what other reviews are saying, this movie seriously has the absolute worst acting that I have ever seen. There are times where you can be almost certain that some of the actors are looking away and reading their lines from the script. The fact that most of the dialouge is slow and has absolutely no emotion is evidence of this. I cannot even begin to understand why this movie was widely distributed, and for that matter I can't see who in their right mind would even consider making a movie with such a horrid plot. Nevertheless, the movie is good for lots of laughs, but if you were to watch this movie I'd recommend you watch it blindfolded. That way, you can laugh at all of the idiotic vocal blunders of these rent-a-actor's while saving yourself the anguish of actually having to see them and subject yourself to their embarrassingly ridiculous fight scenes.