Anaconda

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Summary: A Big Mistake
Review: Save your money and time.Just say no to this disaster of a movie

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Summary: REAL BAD!
Review: Jon Voight is the only credible Actor here.ICE CUBE&Jennifer Lopez Can't Act at all.the Effects are Funnier than they should be the same goes for the Script.Avoid this Film at all Costs.

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Summary: i wish stars could be negative
Review: ACK! i have a few questions, like how can the guy who was hit by a trank. dart not drown, wake up, swim faster thAn the boat and still haven enogh time to set some traps?

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Summary: A really good BAD movie
Review: This movie is bad. Now that having been said, This movie Rocks, Jon Voight is so damn funny i almost cry from laughing at him. The snake looks so fake all involved in the making of the film should run and hide in a cave,Yet somehow it all works as an entertaing if not credible film.This is what Deep Blue Sea should have tried to become once they saw the first week of dailies. Too bad Renny Harlin doesn't have a sense of humor.

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Summary: good
Review: when i saw this movie was on TV in the TV guide,it said it only got one star and "bad acting by Jennifer Lopez and Ice Cube." i said "what the hell? "the acting was good! and some of my friends are calling this movie cheesy.it was not!

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Summary: I DONT KNOW WHY THIS MOVIE ONLY GOT ONE STAR
Review: THIS MOVIE WAS VERY EXCITING AND HAD GOOD ACTING AND GREAT CAST.JENNIFER LOPEZ AND ICE CUBE.THE REASON I LIKED THIS MOVIE IS BECAUSE OF ICE CUBE.PLEASE SEE THIS MOVIE.IT WAS SCARY FOR A PG13 FILM

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Summary: A decent B-level movie
Review: This movie has very nice special effects and even a semblance of the plot. I was marginally impressed (but then again, the Amazon jungle is enough to scare me silly, even without nutcases and huge man eating snakes). Not a keeper, unless you are a horror movie fanatic, but worth watching. Once.

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Summary: Anaconda, puh, rather grass snake!
Review: This movie is an awful one. It is very predictable and the way the snake acts and looks is so horribly fake. How can a wasp get into your mouth and it is poisonous? How can a snake be burnt and injured in many ways and it still does'nt die? It has a few good cast members but this movie just gets dull after awhile and incredibley far-fetched.I would not recommend this ridiculous movie. Get a better movie and one that you enjoy. If you enjoy this movie, well, I don't mind.

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Summary: SO BAD, IT'S GOOD
Review: "Plan 9 from Outer Space" for the 90's. Yes, this is an ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE FILM. But the extrelemy cheesy special effects, predictable plot, and pathetic attempt at acting from a supermodel (Lopez) make this a movie that should be on Mystery Science Theatre 3000.

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Summary: And the winner is . . . NOT
Review: Desperately silly, coupled with largely despicable characters you want to see punished. This movie's sense of romance is definitely retarded, but it does pack some excitement. Lopez is rather wooden, Stoltz largely effective despite minimal screen time, but Ice Cube and especially Voight with his awful leering cockiness stand out as campy favorites. The effects are okay--it definitely looks like computer work. But those poor Anacondas! This movie would do as much damage as Jaws did for great white sharks if it was comparable, which it isn't, but the more whiteys this keeps out of the Amazon basin the better, I guess. There's one gratuitous booty shot of Lopez (clothed) within the first five minutes, if that helps.