Rating: Summary: Awful Review: So bad. Watch the 60's TV episodes as they have come out on VHS and DVD but don't touch this with a 10ft pole.
Rating: Summary: Almost Kill Bill Uma Review: WARNING: Even though the packaging says it includes 6 trailers, There is only one. Appearantly the other five trailers are included on a CD which is no longer part of the latest DVD release.I loved this movie. The photography is crisp and beautiful. And there are some Uma Kill Bill action. If you are an Uma Kill Bill fan, you'll enjoy this movie much more than what the critics are saying.
Rating: Summary: The Avengers: How Not To Make A Film. Review: This film is absolutely amazing. Watch it and simply stare in awe at how terrible it really is. Hollywood still hasn't got the hint that you do not make movies out of old tv shows. Interestingly enough, The Avengers is a more enteraining film than Hollywood sludge like Charlie's Angels, which is 100% Grade-A Crrrrrrrap. Why? Because it is so bad that it actually becomes amusing, unlike Charlie's Angels or Starsky & Hutch which are just plain bad with no amusement at all. My fascination with the Avengers is just wondering A.) What was the director thinking? B). What were the stars thinking when they signed on for this film? The director must be a terrific salesman, coz I don't think Sean Connery is a moron. C). Who gave the stamp of approval that allowed this film to be released into our neighborhood theaters? I mean, this film had to be viewed and approved by the producers. It was probably shown to a test audience. How did it slip through all these cracks and make it's way out? I think of these things as I watch this film. You wanna see Sean Connery and his band of criminals dressed as giant teddy bears? You wanna see America's rather shallow view of the English?(tea dispenser in car, lame attempts at British dry humor) You want to see ZERO chemistry between the leading man and woman? You wanna see an invisible man? You wanna see Ralph Fiennes, normally a very good actor, trying to be cool, but actually looking and acting like a total schmuck(this goes for Uma as well)? Wanna see some of the most unexciting action sequences ever filmed? You wanna see a 90 minute film that feels like twice the length? Basically, do you want a 90 minute instructional video to all film students about what not to do, and at the same time chuckle a few times? Then you can't go wrong with The Avengers.
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