Jaws 3

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Summary: JAWS 3
Review: JAWS 3 what can I say?well its ok.I don't know!I remember this movie being much better when I was 5.Now its not near as good.I don't know what happened with the Jaws series.I mean 1&2 were really good!this ones just kindof not a JAWS movie.The shark roars under water!I laugh everytime I see that part.Also the shark swims like 2 centimeters an hour!ok thats how sucky the mechanical shark is!But I would buy this movie anyway because its kindof good but still kindof sucky.

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Summary: Jaws 3 is the Plan Nine from Outer Space of shark movies !!!
Review: Hands down, this is one of the worst movies I have ever seen, and boy I've seen hundreds of movies. If you thought things went down hill from the nail biting original thriller "Jaws" to the ridiculous teen flick "Jaws 2", then "Jaws 3" plumbs new depths of abysmal film making. Everything about this film is terrible....banal dialogue, overacting by the principal cast, totally absurd & moronic plot and utterly third rate special effects. Dennis Quaid, Louis Gossett Jr., & Lea Thompson should all strike this movie from their resume's as they all contribute shocking performances !

Director Joe Alves ( the production designer for the first two "Jaws" movies ) made his directorial debut with this film, and he hasn't directed another film since...and based on this turkey, I wouldn't put him behind another camera either. The movie lacks any hint of suspense and is nothing more than a stupid 90 minute advertisement for Sea World and flipping dolphins and leaping killer whales. The paper thin plot sees the sons of Amity police chief , Martin Brody, pick up jobs at Florida's Sea World ( why couldn't they get jobs as rangers in the Rocky Mountains....no sharks up there ! ), where once again the Brody clan attracts giant great white sharks like flies to an outdoor picnic !

Pandemonium breaks loose in the acquatic park as a 35 foot great white starts its own show for the tourists by eating the water ski team, shattering undersea walkways imprisoning the tourists, eating more stupid scuba divers and then plowing through a glass wall into the main control room, and nearly makes a meal of Quaid & Armstrong. The special effects with the shark breaking into the control room have to be seen to be believed.....they are so shabbily done it's just a joke. Want to know how bad the shark looks in this movie ?? As a comparison watch a Ray Harryhausen creature film from the early 1960's like "Jason and the Argonauts" or "The 7th Voyage of Sinbad".....and then watch "Jaws 3". Ray was making more lifelike and believable monsters two decades before the rubber sharks in this monster dud. Quite easily "Jaws 3" ranks as one of the worst sequels ever made. Only watchable by masochists and silly children.