Spy Kids 3-D - Game Over

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Summary: Better 3D 50 years ago...
Review: If there were a decent storyline to this movie you could at least watch it in 2D, but without the 3D there is no reason to watch this film at all -- and the 3D here is worse than the plot of this stinker. In the 70's, at a midnight showing, I saw "House of Wax" with Vincent Price, a 3D film made in 1953. Believe me, that was GREAT 3D! They used some kind of a polarization technique which allowed the lenses of the glasses to be clear, letting full Technicolor through. The crummy red/blue technology used in "Spy Kids 3" should be reserved for comic books. If they could do it right 50 years ago, why couldn't they do it last year? Pretend that star up there has a minus sign in front of it, and avoid this bomb like leprosy.

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Summary: 3-D Is Cool
Review: Buy This You Will Love It Spy Kids 3-D IS By Far The Best Spy Kids Movie Ever The 3-D Glasses Can Get Itchy At Times Thats Why I Give This Movie 4 Stars

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Summary: It Rocks! :)
Review: This movie is real cool! My mom didnt like it because she hates video games, and to her, whats worse than being in one! Anyway, I really like this movie in the 3rd dimension and 2nd demension. Except, the 3rd dimension is better! Sylvester Stalone was really good for the toymaker, but Juni acted way to wimpy in this movie. Thats why I call him Puny Juni! The plot is cool, and Rez is my favorite character.

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Summary: Dissapointment
Review: This really could have been good. I found the first two very entertaining. I could not watch fifteen minutes of this movie. I wear perscription glasses, and it was extremely hard to get the 3D glasses on in the first place. I finally settled with holding them up. The "3D" made my eyes hurt terribly, and dizzy even. And watching the 3D scenes without the glasses was not much better because of the overlays. As much as I had scene so far, the plot was really beginning to dissapoint me. I would not suggest this, especially anyone with perscription glasses. It screwed up my eyes for a couple days after.

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Summary: Congratulations to Sylvester Stallone
Review: Sylvester won his well-deserved 30th RAZZIE™ nomination for the five roles he plays in this worthless mish-mosh. Rent it to see Stallone at his ABSOLUTE WORST, but don't waste your $$$$ to buy!

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Summary: Spy Kids 3d= stupid movie.
Review: I actually found this movie to be just as stupid as the other two movies were, only this time they threw in some tasteless jokes, lots of teen music sung by teenageres who can not sing, and the 3D effects could have been better used in a Playstation Video Game.

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Summary: ....Disgusting
Review: Honestly, how can one even consider such a bit of drivel to be worthy of a DVD release? One should normally be wary of these direct-to-video sequels, and in the case of the Spy kids Franchise, one sequel was already too much. Absolutely abysmal, with nothing more than a desire to exploit.

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Summary: LAME GAME
Review: I would have rated this 2 and a half. This was a really bad and dissapointing movie. Why didnt they just do a great 2D movie? A bad story line and bad 3D could only lead o a bad movie. I have seen way better 3D (in sea world) and also the 3D hurts yur eyes. Carmen is only in the movie for half the time and the actors look all mature and boring. The family scene was so dumb I cant beleive the director isnt embarassed for putting it in. The only good scene is when juni has the robot fight wit demetra. Such tiwsts and turns shouldnt be in a movie which was meant to be simple. A DEFINATE NO-NO.

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Summary: The Best Spy Kids Movie Yet!
Review: The Spy Kids are back again! This time, their trademark action is combined with the very latest digital technology, and the thrill of the 3-D experience to deliver a motion picture event that pushes family fun to the next level! Secret agents Juni (Daryl Sabera) and Carmen Cortez (Alexa Vega) set out on their most mind-blowing mission yet: a journey inside the virtual reality world of a 3-D video game where awe-inspiring graphics and creatures come dangerously to life! As they face escalating challenges through increasingly difficult levels of the game,the Spy Kids must rely on humor, high-tech gadgets and the bonds of family in order to stop a power hungry villian (Sylveser Stallone) set on controlling the youth of the world! Also starring favorites Antonio Banderas,Carla Gugino and Ricardo Montalban in an incredible all-star cast!

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Summary: NOT 3D ... Just Distorted... Waste of Time and $
Review: Not 3D in the least. Some reviewers have said that the 3D effect was impressive, I see no 3D effect at all. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I'm watching it on a plasma tv (Panasonic not the Gateway), but that only seems to validate my review. If you spend the money for a high end HDTV plasma TV you should see 3D if there is 3D to be seen. This review refers to the DVD version which includes both 3D and 2D versions of the film. EXTREMELY DISAPOINTING! Story aside ... if you want the 3D effect ... (and you have a plasma TV at the minimum) DO NOT EXPECT 3D!
I loved the first Spy Kids, and the second had moments of greatness ... but if you are going to market something as 3D it shoul;d be 3D!

Signed,

The Angry Consumer