The Toilets of New York: A Handy Guide to the Best and Worst Public and Semipublic Relief Stations for Those With a Need-To-Know

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Summary: When in New York "Do-Do" As the New Yorkers "Do"
Review: As Ken suggests, and all can verify, not all public toilets are created equal. A visitor to the Big Apple needs a clean, well-lighted place in which to answer nature's call. Sadly, the out-of-town rube often is forced to take a slippery walk on the wild and wet and dark and dank side of life just this side of ratzo's little hideaway. I mean, how can a man aim it if he can't see where he's aiming? Oh, how my heart breaks for the maintainence people, truly their lives will be better in the afterlife. Ken does provide good tips on the best places in which to do your deed. Five star hotels are a no-brainer. The executive facilities of corporate honchos would fit my fanny nicely, but how do you get the key? Breaking into the Dakota and asking the Widow VanderSweavel if she wants to go out for an ice cream in exchangefor a personal moment in her privy is indeed the best advice, although it does take some moxey. All told, a good guide, although somewhat dated (the Polo Grounds was, afterall, demolished in the Sixties). My advice to Ken: Why stop at New York City? Oh, I know! While researching his book, Ken was probably singing that old chesnut, "The Sidewalks of New York." Now THERE'S an idea!

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Summary: Missing your Mark
Review: This book is an excellent guide for men. Not so much for tinkle-let's face it, we can pee anywhere. But when your AZT has got you going #2 every 5 minutes, you need a clean, quite place to go. Not one of those filthy bathrooms where the bowl is some jive-talking "holy roller" all down on your lifestyle.
My only gripe with the guide is that it does not point out the bathrooms that have fully functional Glory holes. Maybe in the next edition?

Rating:
Summary: Missing your Mark
Review: This book is an excellent guide for men. Not so much for tinkle-let's face it, we can pee anywhere. But when your AZT has got you going #2 every 5 minutes, you need a clean, quite place to go. Not one of those filthy bathrooms where the bowl is some jive-talking "holy roller" all down on your lifestyle.
My only gripe with the guide is that it does not point out the bathrooms that have fully functional Glory holes. Maybe in the next edition?