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Summary: Better than the Bible, but less sleazy and more real
Review: When I heard that John Hinkley had this book in his pocket when he was arrested, I knew I had to have it. The revolutionary scribblings in the years to come will see "El Barto" and "We are all Bart Simpson" as some of the most popular quips around. Three of my best friends all killed themselves, but before they did it, they confided in me that the climax of Bart Simpson's Guide to Life had given them the peace they needed before purposely choking on chicken bones. After reading this, I have a renewed faith in God, and his son Jesus Christ, for without them, would there be any Bart Simpson at all...I think not.
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Summary: Eat My Shorts!
Review: This book was laugh out loud funny! I'm a huge Simpsons fan and this book was TERRIFIC! I've read it over and over again and still can't get enough of it. Bart's Guide to Life comes highly recommended for all Simpsons fans!
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Summary: The funniest book in history
Review: this is a true guide to life from Mr. Know it him self Bart Simpson , it tells you a lot of useful and un useful stuff about life and what to do in certain situation, also how to get to know girls how to make it in school , sex , religion ... every thing . the best part i like is the one about writing book reports , so funny man ,well if you like Matt Groening old stuff like the (life is hell) books you'll love this one , and if you like the Simpson also get this one , i recommend to every body any age any where, also take a look at Matt Groening old stuff (life is hell) the are as good and funny as this one .
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Summary: A Simpsons Fan Friend
Review: Any friend of the Simpsons will love to have this book. Well not much of a writer but I think it is a fully book
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Summary: This book ROCKS!
Review: This book was the greatest book I've ever read! ( ) I'veprobably read the book about 15 times and I can't stop reading it!Overall this is a great book! The only problem is that I can't put itdown!
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Summary: As Mr. Burns Would say, "Excellent!"
Review: Personally, my favorite Characters are Smithers and Mr Burns-a hilarious pair. But Bart has it down in this great fun filled book about life, love, and lunacy! The Ways to Drive your parents crazy were especially helpful. I do not miss ONE episode! Bart was-and still is- the great one!
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Summary: As Mr. Burns Would say, "Excellent!"
Review: Personally, my favorite Characters are Smithers and Mr Burns- a hilarious Pair. But Bart has it down in this great Fun filled book about life, love, and lunacy! The Ways to Drive your parents crazy were especially helpful. I do not miss ONE episode! Bart was- and still is - the great one!
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Summary: Great advice from Bart Simpson
Review: Good advice from the little brat Bart Simpson. There's tons of funny things like Love=Hate unless they really hate. How to get out of doing chores. How to get more money from your parents. lies your parents tell you "If you tell me I promise I won't get mad. It is one of the best Simpsons books I have ever read! How to make your parents go crazy "Say are we there yet every 10 seconds". Barts dream room, and even if you don't like bart simpson there's things like Lisa's dream house Homer's Beauty Secrets and Marge's Beauty Secrets. It also has how to cheat "If you get caught don't say my name". What do parents think? Don't know then read! There is even Zesty Prayers "Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray my bladder doesn't leak. If I should pee before I wake, I pray the Lord to dry my lake". There's even Nutritional Information and Ingredients on the back. So give a hoot ask your parents to buy Bart Simpson's Guide to Life. If they don't let you yell and scream intill you lose all your breath and pass out on the floor. You won't be missing anything good I'll be here reading the old people's newspaper, so go, NOW!
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Summary: THE BEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN! I MEAN IT!
Review: This is the best book you will ever read! Belive me. I would NEVER lie to a fellow Simpsons merchindise shopper. Buy it Buy it Buy it! A must have for the TRUE Simpson's fan. I read the whole thing the first day I got it. This is NOT the kind of book that gets boring after a few pages. This is the book you will want to read over a million times. But, you must have watched the show MANY times to understand what it is all about. Other than that this is a book for everyone. Oh yah,and those"I hate the Simpsons and Bart is so immature and I'm going to read this so I can critizize it" kinda people shouldn't read it.I know there out there by reading some of those "other" reviews. I think Bart is a true jenius! BART ROCKS,MAN! Of course everyone already knows that!
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Summary: Occasionally Funny
Review: TV comedy doesn't always translate to written comedy
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