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Summary: I read it to my Bama friend
Review: . . . cause obviously, he couldn't read it himself. After explaining the jokes to him, he still didn't get them. This book is almost as big of a joke as Cliff Ellis: The Winning Edge.
Those that enjoy this book will probably enjoy: Mulletheads: The Legends, Lore, Magic, and Mania Surrounding the Humble but Celebrated Mullet.
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Summary: I read it to my Bama friend
Review: . . . cause obviously, he couldn't read it himself. After explaining the jokes to him, he still didn't get them. This book is almost as big of a joke as Cliff Ellis: The Winning Edge.
Those that enjoy this book will probably enjoy: Mulletheads: The Legends, Lore, Magic, and Mania Surrounding the Humble but Celebrated Mullet.
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Summary: Bama sucks
Review: After Bear Bryant dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows Bear a little two-bedroom house with a faded Alabama banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, coach," God says happily."Most people don't get their own houses up here." Bear looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It's a huge, beautiful two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all the windows. Auburn flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge Auburn banner hangs between the marble columns. "Thanks for the house, God," Bear says. "But let me ask you a question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and Shug gets a mansion with Auburn banners and AU flags flying all over the place. Why is that?" God looks at him seriously for a moment, then says, "Bear, that's not Shug's house. That's mine."
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Summary: Bama sucks
Review: After Bear Bryant dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows Bear a little two-bedroom house with a faded Alabama banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, coach," God says happily."Most people don't get their own houses up here." Bear looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It's a huge, beautiful two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all the windows. Auburn flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge Auburn banner hangs between the marble columns. "Thanks for the house, God," Bear says. "But let me ask you a question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and Shug gets a mansion with Auburn banners and AU flags flying all over the place. Why is that?" God looks at him seriously for a moment, then says, "Bear, that's not Shug's house. That's mine."
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Summary: What A Sad Little Bald Man
Review: Hating everything and everyone will not grow even one follicle back on your smooth, shiny pate, Paul. And that hat doesn't make you look like Walter Winchell, either. Go Dawgs!
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Summary: What A Sad Little Bald Man
Review: Hating everything and everyone will not grow even one follicle back on your smooth, shiny pate, Paul. And that hat doesn't make you look like Walter Winchell, either. Go Dawgs!
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Summary: War Eagle
Review: The fact that this guy is able to maintain a sinecure as a sports talk show host making six figures per year proves that Alabama has serious education problems. The state would be better off if someone snuffed him out.
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