Billiards and Snooker Bygones (Shire Albums)

Rating:
Summary: Rascist Swine
Review: I don't know where this author gets his ideas. Where does he come off calling the South Vietnemese "Snookers? " They were our allies for crying out loud! Without their help, Communism would today be running rampant throughout our glorious nation, and we would all be atheists! This man should try living in a VietCong death camp for four years, 3 months, 6 days -- and then critize the US!

Rating:
Summary: Hillbilly Jim-Bob says poor work!
Review: Yee-ha! The ol' US of A haws bin slammed aw saih-a! Makes'n ol' hillbilla luk me real sick aw saih! Sick as a ol' yellabella dawg! Aw saih-a! Yee-haw! Yessuh! The good ol' US of A wull not buh slammed luk thawt aw saih, suh! A brain-dead hick lawk me, suh, sez so and aw wud know, suh! The US of A is a GREAT and GLORIOUS nation! We aw NOT a buncha gun-totin' mo-rons I say suh! We is not aw buncha brain-dead hicks, suh! No suh! Wuh stamped out the commies ina GOOD 'n WHOLESOME *AMERICAWN* way suh! Hillbilly Jim-Bob sez so! Un if'n you don't believe me, well suh I'll jus' hav'n ta blow yer dang fool head off I will suh! Yee-hawwwww! USA! USA! USA!

Rating:
Summary: Hillbilly Jim-Bob says poor work!
Review: Yee-ha! The ol' US of A haws bin slammed aw saih-a! Makes'n ol' hillbilla luk me real sick aw saih! Sick as a ol' yellabella dawg! Aw saih-a! Yee-haw! Yessuh! The good ol' US of A wull not buh slammed luk thawt aw saih, suh! A brain-dead hick lawk me, suh, sez so and aw wud know, suh! The US of A is a GREAT and GLORIOUS nation! We aw NOT a buncha gun-totin' mo-rons I say suh! We is not aw buncha brain-dead hicks, suh! No suh! Wuh stamped out the commies ina GOOD 'n WHOLESOME *AMERICAWN* way suh! Hillbilly Jim-Bob sez so! Un if'n you don't believe me, well suh I'll jus' hav'n ta blow yer dang fool head off I will suh! Yee-hawwwww! USA! USA! USA!