Beyond the Black Belt: Secrets of Advanced Karate Ranks

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Summary: Guide to Starting a Fight
Review: 1. Make race car noises
2. Blow your nose on other people.
3. Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, "Shut up dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!"
4. Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout Cookies.
6. "Ever had a Wet Willy?"
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Daddy."
8. One word: Flatulence!
9. Do Tai Chi.
10. Stare, grinning, at another people for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on."
11. Give religious tracts to people.
12. Meow occasionally.
13. Stare at people, then announce, "You're one of THEM!"
14. Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other people "through" it.
15. Start a sing-along.
16. Play the accordion.
17. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
18. Carry a blanket a clutch it protectively.
19. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other people.

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Summary: The Printed Appearance of this NEW book is unpleasant
Review: I just received this recently published book ...
I must admit, something just irritates me about books printed in "Times New Roman" and print that is justified to the right hand margin causing some sentences to have larger gaps between the words. Just makes for bumpy reading, and that's why you commonly don't see books printed like this. I wish the publisher or author would have chosen a better printed, "reader-friendly" appearance.
The book might be loaded with awesome information and stories... once my eyes adjust to the format, I'll be able to find out. Until then, I thought I'd let other "would-be-purchasers" know what to initially expect after paying ... for a 2002 book with pages that look like they just rolled off of an early 80's computer printer.

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Summary: Review
Review: This book has about as much depth as a parking lot puddle. When the author opens his mouth, it seems it is only to change whichever foot was previously there. Since my last post, this author has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

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Summary: The Printed Appearance of this NEW book is unpleasant
Review: When I first met Gary Purdue in prison he would constantly knock the soap out of men's hands: begging for some sweet anal action!He never seemed to learn that no meant no.This book describes the way he would try to force himself on other prisoners and fail miserably. He currently is married to a woman who reminds him of his cell mate Eric.