Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book

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Summary: Don't waste your money.
Review: The biggest waste of time and loose change. This book wasn't worth sending back for a refund. Went right into the trash.

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Summary: GET PUMPED
Review: This book is friggin' incredible. Anyone who doesn't like it is a stupid idiot. When I read the first page I got so pumped that I head butted my cat so hard and we both screamed and popped huge boners. This is not for the weak stomach, so if your mommy or baby sitter is around be careful, cause they have level nine spanking power.

Robert Hamburger is my hero.

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Summary: the greatest book ever written, ever
Review: this is the greatest book that has ever been written by anyone. Even though he is only like 10 years old, Robert Hamburger is a God. Ninjas are totally friggen sweet and get me totally pumped. Pirates suck, and they should all die. Hippos are really cool, too. So is going around killing people and kicking them in the nuts so hard that they evaporate. I especially liked the side "phone conversations" the "pre-pumps" and the extra details and commentary written at the bottom. This is probably the funniest book ever written by anyone. Just reading this book has turned me into a ninja.

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Summary: simply breath taking!
Review: When I saw this book on the bookshelf I knew that I had to buy it. I am horribly glad I did. I also have to say that any martial artist who hates this man because of his writing obviously does not know the final goal of martial arts training.

Robert, You are one of the funniest people I know!