Rating: 
Summary: What the heck is a 5-sided pyramid?
Review: I work at a university, and while I enjoy my job, nothing really groundbreaking ever happens here. Life goes on, making the news here in Canada at times, but nothing world-wide. Sure, we have our academic scandals, but nothing really big. One thing that has never happened is a pyramid that has traveled through a wormhole crashing into the library. Now that's unique!Thus, my university is nothing like the University of Chicago. In Eric Flint and Dave Freer's Pyramid Scheme the university has to deal with an alien pyramid. Not only does it wreck a perfectly good building, but it's making people disappear as well. Unfortunately, one thing it can't make disappear is trite dialogue and poor characterization. While the book is fun, there's no substance and the characterization is questionable at times. This pyramid is an alien artifact, a parasite that attempts to dominate a planet by using its mythologies and belief in order to goad them into using nuclear energy against it. The military is called in to deal with it, and people start disappearing. Some of them come back, though they are dead or dying when they do, but one group in particular doesn't seem to be coming back at all. A ragtag bunch of soldiers, professors, and workmen were all snatched together, and they discover themselves in a world of Greek myths come to life. They have no idea how to get home, and only professor Jerry Lukacs really knows the myths and the language well enough to get by. They have to fight and think their way through the hazards (they land on Odysseus' ship and encounter some of the hazards that he faced in The Odyssey) and try to figure out a way to get home. Meanwhile, others back home are trying to figure out what this pyramid is and how to deal with it. The military, as usual, wants to try and blow it up. It's expanding and becoming even more dangerous. They get some rudimentary information when somebody returns but usually that person is dead or dying, so they can't get much. They muddle around some, there are some conflicts between the scientists and the soldiers, but nothing much is done. Will our heroes be able to fight off a bunch of angry gods and the force behind them? Or will they fall victim to the ultimate pyramid scheme? Pyramid Scheme is a fluffy book. Sure, there's some quite graphic violence in it, but it's mainly a romp through some of our ancient myths. There is some sense of danger to the main characters, but it's pretty obvious who's going to live and who's going to die (though one character, rather than dying, just disappears and is never really referred to again). Thus, we get to enjoy the events in the novel with the main characters. Freer and Flint use a lot of basic mythology and then twist it. They're also able to combine bits and pieces from several eras, as the alien device is not that choosy. Thus, myths from different Greek time periods merge into one, as well as a few Egyptian myths. It's obvious the authors did a lot of research into this aspect of the book. I enjoy a good romp, and that's why I'm rating Pyramid Scheme as high as I am, but the book really suffers if you give it even the most cursory scratch. Characterization is basically a series of either jokes or arguments between the characters (Jerry and Lamont commit the most atrocious puns, for example), but it's all surface. Each character has specific traits that set him/her apart from each other, but deep down they're pretty much all the same. Liz DeBeers suffers from this the most. She's from South Africa and is a visiting scholar at the university because her husband is there. Aside from a few references to Pretoria and other South African details, though, you couldn't tell that she's from anywhere different from anybody else. I got no sense that she was not American, despite the fact that she supposedly hasn't been in the country that long. Another problem with the book is the male/female relationships. All of the women (even the mythological ones who become members of the party) end up pairing off with one of the guys. I can see that harsh situations may make attractions that may not otherwise have happened, but all of them? It's simply too much, and not believable. In fact, the only character who isn't paired up (male *or* female) is the one who has a spouse waiting at home. As far as the plot goes, I did find some of it questionable, especially the ending (though I loved the creative use of "pyramids" that sparked the ending). The actions of the characters and the sequence of events during the climax just boggled my mind. News crews just don't act that way, for one thing. I can't go into detail without spoiling the ending, however. Another problem is that the situation back in Chicago ends up having nothing to do with the resolution. It adds a bit of tension to the proceedings as we start to figure out what is going on, but once the book finishes we realize that they were just going through the motions. It was a bit aggravating. Still, despite the many problems, I found myself reading "just one more chapter" quite often and I did enjoy the book. If you don't like myths at all, then this book is not for you, as there is nothing else in the book that will grab you. Diehard myth fans may find the book a bit too frivolous with what they love. Personally, I had a lot of fun imagining what it would be like to interact with these mythological characters, from Odysseus to Zeus and everyone in between. Let your mind go, and you may like this one. Just don't scratch the surface. David Roy
Rating:
Summary: What the heck is a 5-sided pyramid?
Review: I work at a university, and while I enjoy my job, nothing really groundbreaking ever happens here. Life goes on, making the news here in Canada at times, but nothing world-wide. Sure, we have our academic scandals, but nothing really big. One thing that has never happened is a pyramid that has traveled through a wormhole crashing into the library. Now that's unique! Thus, my university is nothing like the University of Chicago. In Eric Flint and Dave Freer's Pyramid Scheme the university has to deal with an alien pyramid. Not only does it wreck a perfectly good building, but it's making people disappear as well. Unfortunately, one thing it can't make disappear is trite dialogue and poor characterization. While the book is fun, there's no substance and the characterization is questionable at times. This pyramid is an alien artifact, a parasite that attempts to dominate a planet by using its mythologies and belief in order to goad them into using nuclear energy against it. The military is called in to deal with it, and people start disappearing. Some of them come back, though they are dead or dying when they do, but one group in particular doesn't seem to be coming back at all. A ragtag bunch of soldiers, professors, and workmen were all snatched together, and they discover themselves in a world of Greek myths come to life. They have no idea how to get home, and only professor Jerry Lukacs really knows the myths and the language well enough to get by. They have to fight and think their way through the hazards (they land on Odysseus' ship and encounter some of the hazards that he faced in The Odyssey) and try to figure out a way to get home. Meanwhile, others back home are trying to figure out what this pyramid is and how to deal with it. The military, as usual, wants to try and blow it up. It's expanding and becoming even more dangerous. They get some rudimentary information when somebody returns but usually that person is dead or dying, so they can't get much. They muddle around some, there are some conflicts between the scientists and the soldiers, but nothing much is done. Will our heroes be able to fight off a bunch of angry gods and the force behind them? Or will they fall victim to the ultimate pyramid scheme? Pyramid Scheme is a fluffy book. Sure, there's some quite graphic violence in it, but it's mainly a romp through some of our ancient myths. There is some sense of danger to the main characters, but it's pretty obvious who's going to live and who's going to die (though one character, rather than dying, just disappears and is never really referred to again). Thus, we get to enjoy the events in the novel with the main characters. Freer and Flint use a lot of basic mythology and then twist it. They're also able to combine bits and pieces from several eras, as the alien device is not that choosy. Thus, myths from different Greek time periods merge into one, as well as a few Egyptian myths. It's obvious the authors did a lot of research into this aspect of the book. I enjoy a good romp, and that's why I'm rating Pyramid Scheme as high as I am, but the book really suffers if you give it even the most cursory scratch. Characterization is basically a series of either jokes or arguments between the characters (Jerry and Lamont commit the most atrocious puns, for example), but it's all surface. Each character has specific traits that set him/her apart from each other, but deep down they're pretty much all the same. Liz DeBeers suffers from this the most. She's from South Africa and is a visiting scholar at the university because her husband is there. Aside from a few references to Pretoria and other South African details, though, you couldn't tell that she's from anywhere different from anybody else. I got no sense that she was not American, despite the fact that she supposedly hasn't been in the country that long. Another problem with the book is the male/female relationships. All of the women (even the mythological ones who become members of the party) end up pairing off with one of the guys. I can see that harsh situations may make attractions that may not otherwise have happened, but all of them? It's simply too much, and not believable. In fact, the only character who isn't paired up (male *or* female) is the one who has a spouse waiting at home. As far as the plot goes, I did find some of it questionable, especially the ending (though I loved the creative use of "pyramids" that sparked the ending). The actions of the characters and the sequence of events during the climax just boggled my mind. News crews just don't act that way, for one thing. I can't go into detail without spoiling the ending, however. Another problem is that the situation back in Chicago ends up having nothing to do with the resolution. It adds a bit of tension to the proceedings as we start to figure out what is going on, but once the book finishes we realize that they were just going through the motions. It was a bit aggravating. Still, despite the many problems, I found myself reading "just one more chapter" quite often and I did enjoy the book. If you don't like myths at all, then this book is not for you, as there is nothing else in the book that will grab you. Diehard myth fans may find the book a bit too frivolous with what they love. Personally, I had a lot of fun imagining what it would be like to interact with these mythological characters, from Odysseus to Zeus and everyone in between. Let your mind go, and you may like this one. Just don't scratch the surface. David Roy
Rating: 
Summary: A Romp.
Review: If you have read their previous book Rats, Bats, & Vats you know what an incredibly entertaining book these two writers can produce. Pyramid Scheme is another great work of sf comedy with a smidgen of social commentary. In many ways it reminds me of the work of Terry Pratchett.
Rating: 
Summary: More than 25 pages and still fun
Review: In the first 25 pages I was introduced to a nice range of characters and I was dying to see what happened to them. In the next pages all hades broke loose. This book is a nice light romp through mythology written by two knowledgeable opinionated authors who have great fun with their subject. The story is somewhat episodic and the ending is kind of contrived but it's a very fun read all the same.
Rating:
Summary: Major Galumphing Fun!!!
Review: Many years ago, L. Sprague deCamp and Fletcher Pratt created "The Incomplete Enchanter", the beginning of a series of wonderful romps in which modern humans got dropped into alternate worlds where myth and magic were real and the Norse Gods just happened to be heading into Ragnarok. After that first episode, things got REALLY weird. The stories have since gone on to become classics. Now Flint and Freer have revived this tradition of riotous fun. Our unlikely band of heroes consists of a U. of Chicago Professor who specializes in ancient myths, a lady guest researcher from South Africa who happens to be A: stacked, B: very tough and C: has a purse which is a survival kit in itself,
and a couple of bewildered U.S. Army soldiers, all of whom have been drafted for a trip through both Greek and Egyptian mythologies. I'll save you from having to guess: EVERYTHING surrounding them is a death trap and the Gods themselves are looking for our band's collective butts. How they deal with all of this, figure out whattheheck is really going on, cope with the REAL heroes behind the Iliad, etc, and try to get out with minimal damage, was a barrel of laughs. There are some events in the "outside world", as well, involving serious disrespect for Established Authority that were worth the reading even without our heroes' doings. This one is in my permanent collection. You can't have it. Go get your own copy. :)
Rating: 
Summary: Disappointing
Review: My first book for these authors. I was looking for Pratchett like wit. Found no wit at all. I felt it was a 30 page story padded with irrelevance.
Rating:
Summary: 25 pages and I'm Hooked
Review: The characters, the narration, the action, all fantastic. Yes I am truly only on page 25 but I'm being blown out of my chair. Buy this book now. But wait for a slow day to read it. Now I'm going to continue reading.
Rating:
Summary: A great story, but...
Review: This book was really good for the most part. I loved reading about the adventures in the mythological Egypt and Greece. That's most of the book and those parts were good. The characters were excellent. The authors definitely took the time to develop them properly. Also, while a variety of secondary characters were brought in, they moved the story along. They weren't even confusing. Not even when the authors would write from their different perspectives. And there were a lot of perspectives. Unfortunately, the underlying theme of the alien object that put the characters in this land, is not properly explained. This is why I give the book only three stars. The authors attempt to tie up the alien subplot in about 2-3 pages. Even then, they just skim over the idea. The ending is also a disappointment. I won't go into details, but everything just happens too conviently at the end. It was as of the authors had a limit of pages to write and just finished it up. I read in a writing guide, not to "pull a rabbit out of a hat." This means, if a character is financially broke through a story and the whole plot is centered around this, you can't end the book by having an unknown uncle die and leave them millions of dollars. It's too unbelievable. This book did that. Finally, the whole subplot is just left alone at the end. No loose ends were tied up. No solution is mentioned. This could be leaving the book open for a sequal, but I felt like it just stopped short. It made my stomach lurch, looking for the rest of the story.
Rating:
Summary: FUN book
Review: This is a very fun book to read. Dr. Lucaks and his crew of modern day snatchees, get transported inside an alien probe and sent to a world of ancient myth. Look for flying puns, action to the extreme, and some of the strangest situations you and I will ever come across. This book is funny, funny, funny; but they also threw in some far deeper stuff. The characters are interesting, the action is exciting, and there are twists and turns abound. Good for those who like action/adventure SF, or for those who like humor SF. Especially good for those who like both. And, oh yeah. . .don't mention dwarf tossing.
Rating:
Summary: A great story, but...
Review: This was a marvelous book. Funny, but with a plot as well.
The characters are different, and very likable. Plus, there're the interesting twists on more commonly known myths. Obviously a lot of work had to go into writing this, and it was definitly worth it!
Hopefully there will be a second book, although I can't see where the story could go from there, but that's the fun of it.
Very entertaining, and there were even a few parts that made me laugh out loud.
You should pick this one up if you haven't already. It is well worth your time.
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