The Treachery of Kings

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Summary: Strange things do happen...
Review: ...but this must be some of the strangest...

This is the greatest of compliments coming from me. The Treachery of Kings is a fantasy story, but it is also a very original fantasy story, with ideas of its own.

It's main character is Finn, the Master Lizard Maker, who travels with a steel lizard called Julia Jessica Slagg ( how weird is that:) and a animal-human called Letitia Louise, and together they meet all kinds of fun characters, from the dead king, Llowenkeef-Grymm to the mad seer and many others.

This is a wonderful adventure, like nothing you have ever seen, so please read it for your own good.

Enjoy it!!

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Summary: Much whimsy in this delightful fantasy
Review: After a particular horrific vacation, all Master Lizard-Maker Finn wants to do is work on mechanical lizards at his store in Fyxedia and enjoy the charms of his beloved Letita Louise, his wife in everything but name. Unfortunately, his sovereign, Prince Aghen Aghenfleck the Fourth, does not take his wishes into account. The prince wants Finn to travel by hot air balloon to Heldessia to deliver a lizard clock to the king.

This order makes no sense to Finn because Fyxedia and Heldessia have been at war for over seven hundred years. Since the matter is of some urgency, Finn leaves the next day and when he lands in Heldessia, he finds Letita Louise and Julia Jessica Slagg (his mechanical thinking and talking lizard) waiting for him. Getting into the palace is not easy but leaving is even harder because they keep stumbling into plots and making enemies everywhere they go.

THE TREACHERY OF KINGS is a very funny book especially when the author gets on the topics of the Newlies and mechanical lizards. The Newlies are a species of animals that were was changed into near humans seven hundred years ago. There is a lot of action and derring do in the exciting sword and sorcery novel but it is the eccentric and colorful cast of characters that make this fantasy a first class winner.

Harriet Klausner

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Summary: First Rate Pungent Fantasy
Review: Brilliant stuff. If you're a fan of Barret's jaundiced, cynically humourous point of view, this is prime. If you're new to Barret, I suggest starting with The Prophecy Machine, which introduces our Lizard Maker, his comely companion and tart tongued creation, the delightful Julia Jessica Slagg. The world that these characters inhabit resembles Wonderland, and Gulliver's Travels in that Barret uses it expound his own views on human nature. Man is insane, irrational, religion is foolish and destructive, politicians and rulers are self serving and corrupt. The best lines come out our dear Jessica's metal mouth, full of sharp teeth and void of illusions. But fear not, this isn't a complete acid bath, the main characters love of each other, and their desire to simply survive and lead a simple life together is reminiscent of Candide. Wow! Voltaire! Swift! Is Barett really in their league? - well maybe not, but it is refreshing to see a popular novelist stir some philosophy into the mix while the plot zips along on all cylinders. Barret is often compared to Elmore Leonard in that they both have a dead-pan gallows humour, but while the Bard of Detroit focuses only on crime novels (and with brilliant results) Barret can do fantasy, SF, westerns and any other genre with the same off-hand grace. To see how Barret tackles crime novels I highly reccomend his "blues" series - Pink Vodka Blues, Skinny Annie Blues, et al. If you're looking for a fun, bracingingly cynical romp, buy this book.

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Summary: Disjointed, with an unlikeable main character
Review: I finish virtually every book I start, but I only made it half-way through this book before quitting. I'm usually a big fan of sci-fi books, but this just didn't do anything for me.

The main character was quite a pain, and his churlish banter with his friends, probably meant to be humorous, fell flat with me. It's tough to like a book when the main character is so disagreeable. The story itself was slow and never made a whole lot of sense. Yes, I know it's fantasy, but I still expect some logical construct to the plot and the characters.

So, my humble advice is to pass on this book.

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Summary: Disjointed, with an unlikeable main character
Review: I finish virtually every book I start, but I only made it half-way through this book before quitting. I'm usually a big fan of sci-fi books, but this just didn't do anything for me.

The main character was quite a pain, and his churlish banter with his friends, probably meant to be humorous, fell flat with me. It's tough to like a book when the main character is so disagreeable. The story itself was slow and never made a whole lot of sense. Yes, I know it's fantasy, but I still expect some logical construct to the plot and the characters.

So, my humble advice is to pass on this book.

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Summary: NO MORE
Review: I read up to page 94. What a horrible book! The conversation is stumbling and non-sensical. The Newlie characters consistently make little sense, speaking in disjointed dialects and phrases. The plot is watery and predictable. My girlfriend, watching me read this "thing" would frequently ask me why I was still reading it. I don't like to put books down, but this just wasn't worth my time.

Writing in the fantasy genre isn't an excuse to do so poorly. Don't buy this by accident. It is an insult to a growing and respectable body of literature.

Rating:
Summary: NO MORE
Review: I read up to page 94. What a horrible book! The conversation is stumbling and non-sensical. The Newlie characters consistently make little sense, speaking in disjointed dialects and phrases. The plot is watery and predictable. My girlfriend, watching me read this "thing" would frequently ask me why I was still reading it. I don't like to put books down, but this just wasn't worth my time.

Writing in the fantasy genre isn't an excuse to do so poorly. Don't buy this by accident. It is an insult to a growing and respectable body of literature.

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Summary: Quirky, but Good
Review: I've always felt that the biggest problem with the field of fantasy right now is the lack of originality. If you agree, then "The Treachery of Kings" is a book you must read. Endlessly imaginative and inventive, suspenseful, darkly humorous, and at times even romantic, this is a novel that truly has it all.

Our leading character is Finn of Fyxedia, a lizard maker who gets chosen by an eccentric prince to deliver one of his creations as a gift to the King in the rival country of Heldessia. Finn flies over the war zone is a balloon and crash-lands, barely escaping death at the hands of a group of dog-like thugs whose job is to assassinate the King on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Finn's lover, a Mycer woman (that means a half-mouse, half-human, product of an ancient experiment in sorcery) named Letitia Louise, follows him to Heldessia in hopes of protecting him and helping him to complete his assignment. The plot skips nimbly around, never getting bogged down in any one place or idea. I was pleased to find that the ending was the first time in quite a while where I actually cared about what happened to the characters in a fantasy novel.

But most importantly, Barrett's writing is relentlessly clever. He has a gift for perfect word choice, a talent for dialogue, and a cynical sense of humor along the same lines as Douglas Adams. Although he's never been a best-seller, Barrett has an impressive list of works, and he unquestionably deserves credit as one of the best modern fantasy authors.

Rating:
Summary: Quirky, but Good
Review: I've always felt that the biggest problem with the field of fantasy right now is the lack of originality. If you agree, then "The Treachery of Kings" is a book you must read. Endlessly imaginative and inventive, suspenseful, darkly humorous, and at times even romantic, this is a novel that truly has it all.

Our leading character is Finn of Fyxedia, a lizard maker who gets chosen by an eccentric prince to deliver one of his creations as a gift to the King in the rival country of Heldessia. Finn flies over the war zone is a balloon and crash-lands, barely escaping death at the hands of a group of dog-like thugs whose job is to assassinate the King on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Finn's lover, a Mycer woman (that means a half-mouse, half-human, product of an ancient experiment in sorcery) named Letitia Louise, follows him to Heldessia in hopes of protecting him and helping him to complete his assignment. The plot skips nimbly around, never getting bogged down in any one place or idea. I was pleased to find that the ending was the first time in quite a while where I actually cared about what happened to the characters in a fantasy novel.

But most importantly, Barrett's writing is relentlessly clever. He has a gift for perfect word choice, a talent for dialogue, and a cynical sense of humor along the same lines as Douglas Adams. Although he's never been a best-seller, Barrett has an impressive list of works, and he unquestionably deserves credit as one of the best modern fantasy authors.

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Summary: This series is getting better. Very amusing.
Review: Sent into an enemy nation by a less-than-noble ruler, Finn the Master Lizard-Maker must deliver a royal gift (a clock in the shape of a lizard) to a rival monarch.

Amidst intrigue, death cults, evil sorcerers, foolish kings and beautiful princesses, Finn must deliver his tasteless clock and still keep body and soul together. His efforts to escape leading him only deeper into danger Finn must not only preserve himself, but his beloved Latitia Louise.

Written with style and set in a quirky magical world, The Treachery of Kings is difinitely a fun read. I look forward to the next installment.