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One Sexy Daddy (Harlequin American Romance, 792) |
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Rating:  Summary: One Sexy Daddy- The Greatest Book Not Taught In School Review: The greatest detriment to the modern college student is the refusal of institutions to teach the novel One Sexy Daddy, by Vivian Leiber. This poignant tale from Harlequin Press would provide the young adult with a well-rounded view of career life, parenthood, and sexy shenanigans. Don't let the cover throw you; this novel is not about having pedophilic relations with your daughter. It's about breaking through the stereotypes provided by society, such as that of the swinging single man, to different stereotypes, such as that of the content married man. As entertaining as it is educational, Daddy grabs you from the get-go with its description of Adam Tyler, a charismatic architect, who zooms into our lives in his tomato-red beamer, fresh from three months in the Amazon where he built both a hospital for the poor and his smooth caramel chest. Through Adam's adventures, young college men would learn to cope with hardships of juggling one night stands with pageant queens while passing off your daughter onto a hilarious string of disgruntled babysitters. Adam, the quintessential ladies man, shows us the proper mix of suave bedroom banter, "Oh, yes, baby...you're doing what you're doing just fine," and comedic ineptitude in the kitchen, repeatedly setting fire to his home in futile attempts to make pancakes. Sound like the good life? Adam thought so too, until his job forced him to take residence in the gossipy small town of Deerhorn, Wisconsin. Can a big-city swinger survive in a generic small town? Will spending time with his daughter bring Adam down to Earth? Why does Whoopi Goldberg have a career? Two of these questions will be answered by the novel's gripping climax. Hold on, girls, there's worldly advice in store for you as well. Your tour guide on the journey to knowledge is Stacy Poplar, a potentially beautiful girl who has spent her adult life caring for her cancer stricken father, who has just recently passed away. Feeling deprived of life's joys, she decides to screw the first handsome stranger who saunters into town. Enter Adam. Exit disbelief. Through Stacy, girls will learn of the behavioral pressures placed on young women by gossipy small town senior citizens. They will also learn that tempting a man sexually and then holding out will make him froth at the bit and pay you $8 an hour to baby-sit his child. The education system is missing out on a golden opportunity to prepare girls for life after college, an opportunity to show women that supporting yourself and caring for your cancer stricken father while running a stable landscaping business is all fine and good, so long as you realize that you are a waste of human organs if you don't marry, and marry soon. As if the content of this masterwork wasn't enough, Harlequin Press has placed in the center of every copy a two-page cardboard insert offering a subscription to the Harlequin Reader Service. This insert even includes a scratch off game of 21 where you can win a free `mystery gift.' I myself have yet to scratch off that gray film, opting to let the anticipation of what is underneath slowly drive me insane. At this point, you are no doubt overcome by rock-solid evidence, enraged by the injustice presented, and more than slightly horny. You no doubt also wish that this paper concerning One Sexy Daddy had used the words One Sexy Daddy more often. How long will the school system continue to waste our time with irrelevant material? When will educators see fit to educate? It's time to do away with such hollow texts as The Handmaid's Tale and The Dictionary and replace them with a higher class of books. Books that educate, instruct, and arouse. Books that reflect the brighter points of our society. Books that you hide under your bed so your mom won't find them. Do it for our future. Do it for the children (not like that, you perv).
Rating:  Summary: One Sexy Daddy- The Greatest Book Not Taught In School Review: The greatest detriment to the modern college student is the refusal of institutions to teach the novel One Sexy Daddy, by Vivian Leiber. This poignant tale from Harlequin Press would provide the young adult with a well-rounded view of career life, parenthood, and sexy shenanigans. Don't let the cover throw you; this novel is not about having pedophilic relations with your daughter. It's about breaking through the stereotypes provided by society, such as that of the swinging single man, to different stereotypes, such as that of the content married man. As entertaining as it is educational, Daddy grabs you from the get-go with its description of Adam Tyler, a charismatic architect, who zooms into our lives in his tomato-red beamer, fresh from three months in the Amazon where he built both a hospital for the poor and his smooth caramel chest. Through Adam's adventures, young college men would learn to cope with hardships of juggling one night stands with pageant queens while passing off your daughter onto a hilarious string of disgruntled babysitters. Adam, the quintessential ladies man, shows us the proper mix of suave bedroom banter, "Oh, yes, baby...you're doing what you're doing just fine," and comedic ineptitude in the kitchen, repeatedly setting fire to his home in futile attempts to make pancakes. Sound like the good life? Adam thought so too, until his job forced him to take residence in the gossipy small town of Deerhorn, Wisconsin. Can a big-city swinger survive in a generic small town? Will spending time with his daughter bring Adam down to Earth? Why does Whoopi Goldberg have a career? Two of these questions will be answered by the novel's gripping climax. Hold on, girls, there's worldly advice in store for you as well. Your tour guide on the journey to knowledge is Stacy Poplar, a potentially beautiful girl who has spent her adult life caring for her cancer stricken father, who has just recently passed away. Feeling deprived of life's joys, she decides to screw the first handsome stranger who saunters into town. Enter Adam. Exit disbelief. Through Stacy, girls will learn of the behavioral pressures placed on young women by gossipy small town senior citizens. They will also learn that tempting a man sexually and then holding out will make him froth at the bit and pay you $8 an hour to baby-sit his child. The education system is missing out on a golden opportunity to prepare girls for life after college, an opportunity to show women that supporting yourself and caring for your cancer stricken father while running a stable landscaping business is all fine and good, so long as you realize that you are a waste of human organs if you don't marry, and marry soon. As if the content of this masterwork wasn't enough, Harlequin Press has placed in the center of every copy a two-page cardboard insert offering a subscription to the Harlequin Reader Service. This insert even includes a scratch off game of 21 where you can win a free 'mystery gift.' I myself have yet to scratch off that gray film, opting to let the anticipation of what is underneath slowly drive me insane. At this point, you are no doubt overcome by rock-solid evidence, enraged by the injustice presented, and more than slightly horny. You no doubt also wish that this paper concerning One Sexy Daddy had used the words One Sexy Daddy more often. How long will the school system continue to waste our time with irrelevant material? When will educators see fit to educate? It's time to do away with such hollow texts as The Handmaid's Tale and The Dictionary and replace them with a higher class of books. Books that educate, instruct, and arouse. Books that reflect the brighter points of our society. Books that you hide under your bed so your mom won't find them. Do it for our future. Do it for the children (not like that, you perv).
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