Computer Geek : 2005 Day-to-Day Calendar

Rating:
Summary: The worst collection of cracker jokes ever.
Review: 365 pages of utter drivel. As my wife bought it for me I have tried to give it the benefit of the doubt but so far have yet to reach a day where I so much as raise a smile! God awful does come close.
e.g. "Stack overflow: (n) Too many pancakes" and "You know a blonde has been working on your computer when the numeric keypad only goes up to six!"
Can someone please explain this to me? How is this funny?
Sadly I cannot give zero stars. How the author had the gaul to publish this rubbish I don't know.
Get a Dilbert calendar!!

Rating:
Summary: OMG -- Stay away from this!
Review: None of the things in it are remotely funny. If it wasn't a gift missing a receipt, I would return it. As it is, I tried to give it away to someone at my company, and nobody would take it. Save your money!