"Good People Beget Good People": A Genealogy of the Frist Family

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Summary: finally, the other side
Review: About time this story was told.
I read it, I laughed, I cried. Then I laughed again.
We won't mention the vomiting; let's just stick with the laughs.

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Summary: Just what the doctor ordered: Ambien between hard covers
Review: As far as we know, the Frist family hasn't inseminated any dark-skinned family servants, like some Southern senators we could name. But we know that they must be very, very good people, becaue the title says so.

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Summary: Frist - haunted by a generation of mercury-poisoned children
Review: Great people do not hide from U.S. citizens the fact that during the 1990s and beyond, children were overdosed on mercury via routine childhood vaccinations. Great people help little children recover from mercury-induced autism, attention deficits, tics and other mental and physical illnesses. And great people do not defraud Medicare and get fined $640 million. The Frists are a greedy, self-serving family and Senator Bill belongs in prison.

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Summary: I begot what I was going to say...
Review: Oh yeah...

If good people beget good people, do bad people beget bad people?

How can we tell bad people from good people?

These are some of the topics covered in this brilliant book by U.S. Senate Majority Leader, Bill Frist, M.D..

The answer, Dr. Frist informs us, is that good people make lots and lots of money, while bad people work just as hard but make very little. We must stop these bad people from begetting before they beget more bad people.

That's where forced sterilization comes in. Pioneering experimentation done on adopted kittens led Dr. Frist to his conclusion that the cheapest, most cost-effective means of forced sterilization is execution. Frist executed dozens of cats, both good and bad, and these cats did not beget any more.

Now if we just execute bad people (we can identify them by their low incomes and dusky complexions) they will not beget either!

Dr. Frist opens a door to a bright new American future!

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Summary: Just what the doctor ordered: Ambien between hard covers
Review: Optimistism and euphemism abound in this tediously annotated vanity-published tome. Of possible interest to the immediate Frist family and to its sycophantic inner circle, if there is such a thing, but I found it to be a yawn-inducing me-me-me festival. Like a neighbor's vacation slides, or a coworker describing her "amazing" dream from the night before, this collection of happy interpretations is something to be endured rather than enjoyed.

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Summary: Relevant, Timely, Traditional
Review: Really, this has got to rank as one of the worst excuses for biography ever written. So Bill Frist's family is supposedly melanin-free... so what? Is that their sole claim to being "good people"? What else have they done to justify these hundreds of pages of poorly written prose? The only positive benefit of this yawn-inducing snoozathon is that it's a surefire remedy for terminal insomnia. You'll be bored into a coma in no time at all.

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Summary: A monumental bore-a-thon
Review: Really, this has got to rank as one of the worst excuses for biography ever written. So Bill Frist's family is supposedly melanin-free... so what? Is that their sole claim to being "good people"? What else have they done to justify these hundreds of pages of poorly written prose? The only positive benefit of this yawn-inducing snoozathon is that it's a surefire remedy for terminal insomnia. You'll be bored into a coma in no time at all.

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Summary: Relevant, Timely, Traditional
Review: Unfortunately, the most interesting details of Frist's background seem to be omitted. And now suspicion is raised, as described in a recent NY Post article captioned "Mutilated cats found on roof", a brief excerpt of which follows: Six dead cats were found gutted and posed on their backs on a Queens rooftop Thursday. One had been skinned. The cats were cut open, drained of their blood and left on their backs with their legs pointed outward, exposing internal organs, animal protection officials said. It was unclear whether the cats were pets, ASPCA spokesman Joe Pentangelo said.The ASPCA, founded in 1866, is a privately funded organization that provides education, shelter outreach and poison control programming and lobbies for animal welfare legislation nationwide.