Uncle John's Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader

Rating:
Summary: Great Book for the Crapper - Buy for Your Crapper Time
Review: This is one great book for reading the short thoughtful and sometimes very funny, and perhaps even serious stories while in the bathroom.

I usually read it a story at a time when evacuating myself (if you know what I mean... and NO, you cannot ask for pictures). The stories and text seems to be perfected timed and written to allow for the initial sit down, to push, to rest, to push, to another rest, to the five minute half time, to push, rest, the final push for any remanants, and the final TP cleaning process. Perfect length of the stories timed to your numbers two's. This rates the book five stars all by itself.

Signed,
Erica Phillips
(My septic tank in Decatur is frozen, ask for pictures)

p.s. Some of the topics include:

1. celebrity museums
3. where Hitler's nephew lived in New York
7. how to do an authentic rain dance
19. two time toilet tomeinging
2. pop culture
5. forgotten history
88. really strange butt true lawsuits
20. really weird noises heard where else.. in the bathroom
72. unknown origins of things

I rate this book as FIVE WHOLE COMPLETE STARS and SO WILL YOU.

Goodbye again.