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Summary: Death by fang and claw in modern America.
Review: Regardless of what may be inferred from the title, this is not a book about the
relative deadly merits of blondes, brunettes, and redheads. Nor is it a treatise
on the sanguinary arts as practiced by Henry Lee Lucas, Jack the Ripper, Ted
Bundy, and the rest of the morally challenged.
This book is about things that go bump in the night, breathing somewhere out
there in the darkness, watching and waiting until the moment is right before
they come for you.
If you are lucky, you will never know what hit you, instantly dead from a
snapped neck or crushed skull. If you are not so lucky, you may get to watch
yourself bleed to death or see your flesh ripped away and eaten one piece at a
time. You may be crushed beneath pounding hooves or battered into
something that would clog a garbage disposal by a set of wrist-thick horns or
antlers. Or you could simply drown, anchored beneath dark, chilly water in
the jaws of a saurian nightmare.
If none of these fit your particular death wish, you may opt to be poisoned or
infected with a fatal disease by something small and crawly. Other options
include decapitation, dismbowelment, limb removal, and, if you really want to
stretch out the fun, gangrene and secondary infection. For the weak of heart,
simple maiming is also available.
In an era when lasers, moon landings, home satellite systems, computers,
cellular phones, and biogenetic engineering are as commonplace as dirty
dishes, it is hard to imagine that people in America still die on a near-daily
basis in attacks by wild animals. And the carnage is not limited to pristine
wilderness settings. Predators take children from their own front yards, park
playgrounds, and school yards. White-tailed deer gore and stomp people along the
roadside. Death by fang and claw may be just a heartbeat away, sleeping placidly at your
feet.
If you are a hiker, camper, hunter, fisherman, anaimal lover, or just live where animals of
any kind can be seen, you should read this book. It just might save your life.
Don Zaidle
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Summary: What a crock!
Review: The author has a very vivid imagination, I'll give him that. The only problem is that this book was written as nonfiction!
Rating:
Summary: What a crock!
Review: Think those wild animals are the only dangerous things out there? Check out your cat. That's right, your own cat! I escaped serious injury when my cat turned on me, for no reason at all! All I did was rub it hard and fast, making noises like "Woowoowoowoo, Blllllll, tiziziziziz" then tried to flip it on it's back. Then it made growling noises at me. Then I asked it, "What are you going to do? Cute me to death?" Then I blew into its face, grabbed its tail and tried to crank it like a car! After rubbing its stomach furiously, the animal tried to take a swing at me with claws outstreched! It missed, but the injury it could have caused... Sometimes animals will attack for no apparent reason, like my cat did. So be wary. You may be harbouring a potentially dangerous animal in your very own home!
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Summary: Your domestic animal could be dangerous too!
Review: Think those wild animals are the only dangerous things out there? Check out your cat. That's right, your own cat! I escaped serious injury when my cat turned on me, for no reason at all! All I did was rub it hard and fast, making noises like "Woowoowoowoo, Blllllll, tiziziziziz" then tried to flip it on it's back. Then it made growling noises at me. Then I asked it, "What are you going to do? Cute me to death?" Then I blew into its face, grabbed its tail and tried to crank it like a car! After rubbing its stomach furiously, the animal tried to take a swing at me with claws outstreched! It missed, but the injury it could have caused... Sometimes animals will attack for no apparent reason, like my cat did. So be wary. You may be harbouring a potentially dangerous animal in your very own home!
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Summary: This is an amazing book!
Review: Zaidle flavors these shocking accounts of animal attacks on humans with intelligence, astonishing research, a sense of humor, and delightful use of language. Ann Brandt author of Crowfoot Ridge
Rating: 
Summary: Too Far the Other Way
Review: Zaidle is on the right track in disabusing people of Disney notions, but he goes too far the other way, and reinforces some other Hollywood notions about blood-thirsty beasts. I've walked right next to wild moose dozens of times, and have run smack into bear on the trail more than once. Trust me, it is FAR, FAR more dangerous to drive down the Seward Highway or up the Parks Highway to get to your trailhead than it is to hike on that trial. Zaidle would have you believe the bear, moose, dear, etc. all "want your blood" (not to mention cats, dogs, salmon, trout, sea bass, herring etc). In fact, most bear are scared of to death of people (only the two-year olds and garbage bears aren't), and the moose just don't give a damn about you. From time to time a bear will attack a hunter after a botched shot, or while the hunter is cleaning his game. Sometimes they'll try to break into a cabin to get food. But these attacks are rare, and the vast majority of the time the bear looses. Most of the on-trail attacks involve sows with cubs, and these can usually be avoided if you know how to behave. Unlike some tigers, bear do not target people for food. If an adult grizzly *really* targeted you for its next meal, it would stalk you and nail you from cover. You'd never see it coming. This is an animal that can weigh a thousand pounds and still run faster than Jesse Owens. It would hit you hard enough to snap your spine like a twig. This never happens, at least I've never heard of it. Even children survive most bear attacks. It's more likely you have something the bear wants, or that the bear is protecting something from you, like a moose kill or cubs. Sometimes the bear is just tossing you around for fun. Unless it's real hungry, or has gotten to used to people, it's not going to like the taste of you one bit. There are exceptions, of course.. With moose, the only attacks I know of have been from mothers protecting their young. Wolves? 99%, perhaps all, of these reports are really attacks by the extremely dangerous wolf/dog hybrids, which lack the fear but don't have the domestication. Domestic dogs? I suspect this has more to do with the owner than the dog. Stern discipline, the right breeding, and kindness are the keys. Some of the half-wild rots and shepherds out there should be shot down, along with their owners, but this doesn't make the breeds bad. Bottom line, don't go into bear country expecting to feed the bear (this is likely to get *you* shot, by a local), or to gun them down for no good reason (which is likely to get you charged with a criminal offense). Use all your senses. I've always heard bear long before I've seen one. Don't wear the god-damned bells (they annoy the crap out of me, and keep you from hearing). Talk, or whistle loudly from time to time instead. And don't bother with the pepper spray. Experience shows it rarely works, and it may give you a false sense of security. Either don't carry anything (which is what most locals do when they're not hunting), or carry a very, very large weapon and know how to use it. Shotguns with high-powered slugs are ideal. As far as handguns, .44 Magnums are designed to kill people, and may or may not work on a bear. Try .454 or .50 AE instead (even though these are a lot more expensive than a shotgun, they are easier to carry). Hunting rifles are too clumsy at close range, and may just go in one end and out the other. A hunter's 30.06 was all they found of him in one incident earlier this year. Bear, moose, and other potentially dangerous wildlife are wonderful creatures. They aren't human, but that doesn't mean they don't feel pain, desire, etc. Part of learning to respect animals is learning to understand that they aren't put here for you--either to entertain you or feed you. You are simply not that important.
Rating:
Summary: Too Far the Other Way
Review: Zaidle is on the right track in disabusing people of Disney notions, but he goes too far the other way, and reinforces some other Hollywood notions about blood-thirsty beasts. I've walked right next to wild moose dozens of times, and have run smack into bear on the trail more than once. Trust me, it is FAR, FAR more dangerous to drive down the Seward Highway or up the Parks Highway to get to your trailhead than it is to hike on that trial. Zaidle would have you believe the bear, moose, dear, etc. all "want your blood" (not to mention cats, dogs, salmon, trout, sea bass, herring etc). In fact, most bear are scared of to death of people (only the two-year olds and garbage bears aren't), and the moose just don't give a damn about you. From time to time a bear will attack a hunter after a botched shot, or while the hunter is cleaning his game. Sometimes they'll try to break into a cabin to get food. But these attacks are rare, and the vast majority of the time the bear looses. Most of the on-trail attacks involve sows with cubs, and these can usually be avoided if you know how to behave. Unlike some tigers, bear do not target people for food. If an adult grizzly *really* targeted you for its next meal, it would stalk you and nail you from cover. You'd never see it coming. This is an animal that can weigh a thousand pounds and still run faster than Jesse Owens. It would hit you hard enough to snap your spine like a twig. This never happens, at least I've never heard of it. Even children survive most bear attacks. It's more likely you have something the bear wants, or that the bear is protecting something from you, like a moose kill or cubs. Sometimes the bear is just tossing you around for fun. Unless it's real hungry, or has gotten to used to people, it's not going to like the taste of you one bit. There are exceptions, of course.. With moose, the only attacks I know of have been from mothers protecting their young. Wolves? 99%, perhaps all, of these reports are really attacks by the extremely dangerous wolf/dog hybrids, which lack the fear but don't have the domestication. Domestic dogs? I suspect this has more to do with the owner than the dog. Stern discipline, the right breeding, and kindness are the keys. Some of the half-wild rots and shepherds out there should be shot down, along with their owners, but this doesn't make the breeds bad. Bottom line, don't go into bear country expecting to feed the bear (this is likely to get *you* shot, by a local), or to gun them down for no good reason (which is likely to get you charged with a criminal offense). Use all your senses. I've always heard bear long before I've seen one. Don't wear the god-damned bells (they annoy the crap out of me, and keep you from hearing). Talk, or whistle loudly from time to time instead. And don't bother with the pepper spray. Experience shows it rarely works, and it may give you a false sense of security. Either don't carry anything (which is what most locals do when they're not hunting), or carry a very, very large weapon and know how to use it. Shotguns with high-powered slugs are ideal. As far as handguns, .44 Magnums are designed to kill people, and may or may not work on a bear. Try .454 or .50 AE instead (even though these are a lot more expensive than a shotgun, they are easier to carry). Hunting rifles are too clumsy at close range, and may just go in one end and out the other. A hunter's 30.06 was all they found of him in one incident earlier this year. Bear, moose, and other potentially dangerous wildlife are wonderful creatures. They aren't human, but that doesn't mean they don't feel pain, desire, etc. Part of learning to respect animals is learning to understand that they aren't put here for you--either to entertain you or feed you. You are simply not that important.
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