Walk in Shadows

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Summary: Horror has a new name, and it rhymes with Slick Bofftan
Review: Check out Nick Kaufmann's collection to have your wits handed to you on a platter, carefully removed from you by his scintillating prose.

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Summary: Hey, there are no pictures!!
Review: Last night I had sex with my boyfriend. His name is Jed and he's a mechanic. We didn't use no condom, so he told me that if I read this book while laying upside down on the couch, I wouldn't get preggers.

The thing is, they're aren't no pretty pictures to look at. Some of the words are real hard, like "shadows".

I borrowed a dictionary from Kyle, the sweet ol' pedophile that lives next door to me in the trailer park. Pedophile means that he's had sex with kids, but my mom says it's okay to talk to him because he's out of jail now, and the they wouldn't have let him go unless he was cured, right?

He's a sweet ol' man. Everytime I go over there he takes pictures of me with his digital camera. He espicially likes it when I wear my daisy dukes. Sometimes, I do housework for him in my bathing suit. He says it helps him with his arthritis.

He has this website with other girls on it, and they do housework for him in their bathing suits too. Some took off their tops while washing the shower. He says cuz they didn't want to get their clothes wet. Sweet, Sweet Kyle.

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Summary: It made me sneeze
Review: Walk in Shadows
by Nicholas Kaufmann,

"It was akin to having the hiccoughs and vomiting at the same time". (copyrite 1988 BS).
A few slops got smacked up the nostril leading to convulsions. I sneezed, rocketing the thumbtack out of my nose. A walk in the shadows, and then the likely stumble squishing the snail in the eye. Talk about blurred vision.
Upon seeing the title I thought it was a Charm(ed)ing title. No safe little morsels here. You ever get a lacrosse stick across the forehead? Yeah, me too; that is what these shadows are hiding.
Read 'em and weep ... er ... the shadows, that is, ... I have been summoned.

Brad (Author of Andy)