Moonwalker

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Summary: be prepared if you go to a friends funeral
Review: I DISAGREE WITH THE PREVIOUS CRITIQUE OF THIS BOOK LIGHTEN UP. LET THE PLOT ABSORB YOUR COMPASSION FOR THE NEWLY DEAD. THE MIXTURE OF A FUNERAL HOME PROVIDER THAT TRIES TO HELP FARMERS WITH THEIR LABOR IN THE POTATO FIELDS IS THE AMERICAN WAY IN THAT NORTHERN STATE OF MAINE. THIS IS THE FIRST BOOK BY HAUTALA I HAVE BEEN BLESSED IN READING. OTHERS THAT HAVEN'T TRIED THIS CREATOR OF HORROR, MAY I SAY, GO FOR IT.

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Summary: Oh, the humanity.
Review: I have a voracious appetite for horror novels, the good and even the bad, (which I enjoy if they're bad in a fun B-movie kinda way,) and I consider myself a bit of a connoiseur of them. So when I make this statement, it's with several hundred horror novels under my belt: Hautala's Moonwalker is the worst horror novel I've ever read. And I say that with no hesitation. Imagine Ed Wood writing a Night of The Living Dead type book and you're getting close to what absolute shlock this book is. Somebody's mama needs to be slapped.