BAD DOG

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Summary: THE CANINE OF A VAMPIRE! WHAT A CONCEPT
Review: A VAMPIRE'S CANINE IS A BASSET HOUND. Go figure the logic there, but it's brilliant and funny and scarey. What's the matter Hollywood? Are you too scared to make THIS movie?! We can't wait to see it on film! It's a great read and a tremendous romp through the author's demented and comical imagination! Who is G. G. Garth anyway? What a psycho! He (or she?) makes Steven King look tame!!!!!!