Today I Will Nourish My Inner Martyr: Affirmations for Cynics

Rating:
Summary: Hysterically funny comments on life in the 90's.
Review: As a many published author who has specialized in humor, I find this book wonderfully entertaining with some hysterically funny observations on life in the stressful 90's. It's the sort of book you can pick up anytime, flip open anywhere and come away with a chuckle. Let's hope the authors come up with a second similar book to help brighten our days.

Rating:
Summary: Cynics Unite!
Review: For anyone who has ever been bitter, angry, depressed, had low self esteem, hated your parents, hated your job etc.... This book will help you get through daily life with a phrase of encouragement. We cynics are not alone and it's time we banded together and supported eachother. This book will make you laugh because it's so true!

Rating:
Summary: I gave myself a hacking cough from laughing so hard
Review: Funny hilarity will ensue as you read these maxims for personal growth. A welcome respite to our age of self-help and self-analysis, that nonetheless contains at its core a philosophy of well-being that any twelve stepper or any hardened skeptic could be proud of.

Rating:
Summary: Do you like to laugh out loud? Then get this!
Review: Funny hilarity will ensue as you read these maxims for personal growth. A welcome respite to our age of self-help and self-analysis, that nonetheless contains at its core a philosophy of well-being that any twelve stepper or any hardened skeptic could be proud of.

Rating:
Summary: I laughed so hard it hurt....
Review: Funny, funny *funny* book. I bought it as a holiday gift for several of my friends!

Rating:
Summary: Welcome readers !
Review: Hi! If you need a break from all the pop-psychology, new age advice urging you to be happy, happy, happy, then this book is for you! Reestablish your bitter nature, reclaim your right to be self-centered, and reassert your need to be number one at all costs. Just remember, it's your right to be a poor sport, and we congratulate your acceptance of that enlightened perspective! Check out our second book, Today I Will Indulge My Inner Glutton, if you're hungry for some completely health-free affirmations. Sarcastically Yours, Sarah Wells and Ann Thornhill

Rating:
Summary: Reverent...unfortunatley not a Bible...
Review: I find it to be an oxymoron that a practicing therapist is the co-author of a book that says on page 19, today, I will play mind games with my therapist. Yeah, no doubt, I love the book...there are far too many things to mention; however, I think that next time I will play mind games with my therapist. Then, a better vignette...Because the world is so wasteful and self-aborbed, I shouldn't have to be any better than that. Wells and Thornhill hit too many raw nerves with this. I wish there were 4 and 1/2 stars, but there aren't. It could have been better. More inclusive. It was, however, fantastic reading. Lastly, I will say this...One thing left out was the best affirmation for an cynic anywhere(this book dosen't end). I know, send it to the address (feel free to e-mail me)... I have been involved in something called the "Princeton Pages." Basically, somewhat more loquacios antics of the same. The best i've ever heard is this..."People are messy" Christene Hartman circa 1989...Keep it up Wells and Thornhill...you are going to win many and thanks for the joggging of a tired memory. Kudos...

Rating:
Summary: For the pessimist in all of us
Review: I have turned my copy into an autograph book; I have my friends and co-workers sign the quote that is most like them. My favorite: "Unlike me, the seasons serve a purpose." If that sort of thing makes you laugh, this book is for you... you cynic you!

Rating:
Summary: For the pessimist in all of us
Review: I have turned my copy into an autograph book; I have my friends and co-workers sign the quote that is most like them. My favorite: "Unlike me, the seasons serve a purpose." If that sort of thing makes you laugh, this book is for you... you cynic you!

Rating:
Summary: This Book is the BIBLE
Review: I Love this book!! It is soooo funny!!!!! My friends and I call this our bible!!My favorites:"I accept that without tv I would have no new friends"and"Regardless of what other people say, my tendency to overreact and lose all perspective makes me a theatrically interesting person."I love this book!