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Summary: God wants you to read this book
Review: I don't know about the people who write reviews and say this book won't help you get chicks - they must be complete losers. I've been using this book for the past four months and it's right on the money every single time.I used to go to bars all the time but the book says that you can do much better in less conspicuous places like supermarkets. Just to see if it worked, I walked into a Ralph's the other day, started talking to some woman and next thing you know, I had her number. I also used some of the lines they suggested to make chicks think I know what I'm talking about. They had this one line about wine which I used with the Ralph's woman and she ate it up. Now she's asking me what wines go with what foods - I've never drank wine! Anyway, the point is that this book is unbelievable. The advice is right on, it's funny as hell and it's clear that the only way God would allow a book this insane to be published is if he wanted you to read it. Buy about 20 copies for your entire Christmas list.
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Summary: Outstanding
Review: I don't know how anybody could say this book is a disappointment. This is the funniest book I have ever read. And not only is it funny, it's actually surprisingly instructive as well. Rather than just try to tell you how to get lucky with women, the authors go way deeper. It's really more of a life book than a dating book. They talk about, not just the relationships you have with women when you're 25 and trying to get a date, but the ones you have when you're a kid, when you're in college, when you're a young adult, when you're married and even when you're too old to care about women any more. The book shows you how you can get the best of women whether you're trying to hook up or if you're just trying to get a promotion. The charts and quizzes are absolutely hysterical. I assumed the book wouldn't be anything more than (...) jokes but it's really much, much better. You'll laugh at their jokes but when you're done laughing, you'll realize that they just gave you a clever new way to handle women. I think it's a great book. Anybody who gave it one star must have serious issues with their masculinity or are just too damn jealous of these guys to be objective.
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Summary: The funniest book I have ever read!!!
Review: I don't think I've ever laughed that hard. This book is great. Buy two copies, one for yourself, and one for that you know will love it too.
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Summary: Merry Christmas
Review: I got this book for Christmas this morning. I haven't stopped reading it yet. Thius is the single funniest thing that has ever existed on this planet. I want to know how these authors found out every aspect of my life for the past 32 years and wrote it down. Buy this book, buy this book, buy this book. Buy it for Christmas next year because after I email my entire address book to get a copy, Amazon may run out.
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Summary: Incredible!
Review: I immediately knew that I had to get this book. Anything that can elicit a three page diatribe is definitely worth a read. And as I suspected, the guy that wrote the review, Michael Schaub, is obviously a loser that cuddles up with Wuthering Heights every night of the week and has absolutely no sense of humor. Any guy that has ever set foot in a locker room will find it hard to flip through two pages of this book without laughing his butt off. And ladies, you all know that men are pigs, but if you want to really know the true depths of our despicable minds, this book outlines them in the greatest detail. Well done!
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Summary: Can't wait for the TV show
Review: I just read a press release that Fox is developing a TV show based on this book. I kind of couldn't believe that a network would do a show for a book called "A**hole" so I figured it had to be something pretty unique. I bought the book and expected that it would be---well, I don't know what I expected but all I can tell you is that, if they pull off turning this book into a sitcom, it just might be the greatest show in the history of television. "Must see Thursday" may be moving on over to Fox. I was literally doubled over in laughter as I read this not quite pick-up guide, not quite life lesson guide, not quite idiot's guide. The authors have really turned the "relationship guide" premise on its ears. Most books I've read are about picking up people of the opposite sex, "getting laid" or other superficial stuff. This book is more like a primer on life - how you can get through situations that occur from the day that you're born until the day that you die. Most of it is not even about "handling chicks" as much as it is about the world that you live in as you pass through certain stages in your life. The chart about "firsts" in high school should be required reading for all incoming freshman. There is a test on what girl to marry that should be featured on Dr. Phil. And there are even some great hints on dealing with your wife after you've been married for 20 years. I have yet to find a book that can combine instruction on high school, college, 20s, 30s, marriage and divorce, make it all seem relevant, and be thigh-slapping funny at the same time. Like I said above, I cannot wait for the TV show that comes out of this. Another Seinfeld anyone?
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Summary: Hysterical
Review: I never laughed so hard in my life. Karl and Dan have a strange but very funny way of looking at dating. I think they should make a movie about it. It would be a big hit with the guys! Hawthorne Boy.
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Summary: Love it, or hate it
Review: I would reccomend putting this book on your coffee table just to gauge people's reactions. I've never seen a book like this that people either absolutely love, or absolutely hate. It's nice to see something in the market that elicits such strong respones. In my experience, the really uptight people, and the strong right wing republicans that I know, read the book and stay up nights fretting about the horrible moral repercussions that this book could have on society. But just about everyone else laughs their freakin butts off.
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Summary: Off the friggin' charts
Review: I've read about a million relationship books before. No, make that two million. But I don't care how many you've read in your life, you ain't never read anything like this. This is without a doubt the most hysterical, most insane, most off the wall book that has ever been written. I didn't just laugh, I think I actually peed blood I was in such hysterics. The authors take you from the day you're born until the day you die and give you tremendous insight into anything that could possibly happen to you. And they do it in a way that will keep you absolutely doubled over the entire time. Don't read this book in a library or at work. You'll enrage every one around you because you won't be able to shut up. Simply unbelievable.
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Summary: Howard Stern's Bible
Review: If you're a Stern fan, this book will have you laughing so hard you might lose your spleen!
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