The Yellow Snow Meltdown

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Summary: A must-have guidebook for all Yooper wannabes
Review: Fantastically hilarious! Take this one with you into the two-holer, when you have time to ponder some really thought-provoking questions, such as "Do cows bite?" and "Do duck turds float?" Take the National Mine University Entrance Exam and see if you have what it takes to be a Yooper! Potila has managed to turn "Yooper" into its own ethnic group; YSM makes all Yoopers proud to be one...and makes everyone else wish they were! Ya gotta have dis one, as the Yoopers say.

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Summary: Art and class collide in this literary masterpiece!
Review: In terms of the world's most creative works this book is second only to Renoir's "Portrait of Henry Bernstein." This town of "Yellow Snow" is clearly the product of the literary genius of a well educated "man about the world". How else could he have possibly known of such delicacies as Korppuja and Pasties. If he were not well educated, how would he have acquired the knowledge necessary to answer such scientifically complex questions as "What color is Bob's dog?", and "What was the last question?" This Joe Potila, as the author is called, has graced his "Yellow Snow Meltdown" with these intriguing questions and more. He has shared with the world his exotic women, such as Selma "Spooky" Salmi, and for that is destined to become the envy of all who read his masterpiece. Donald Trump himself could not produce such a vision of beauty as this centerfold. Readers, if you do not own this book, you must order it at once. In closing, I should like to pay this book the highest of compliments- "II choisit une balle jaune!!!"