Cooking With Lard

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Summary: Cooking with Lard
Review: Excellent Country Cookbook, If you ever used Lard this is one that will bring back memories. Everything is so true. The only way to grow up. Can picture myself, carrying water to Clean the hogs when I was little. And the reciepts are excellent, Can remember mama cooking just like that.

Rating:
Summary: Cooking with Lard
Review: Excellent Country Cookbook, If you ever used Lard this is one that will bring back memories. Everything is so true. The only way to grow up. Can picture myself, carrying water to Clean the hogs when I was little. And the reciepts are excellent, Can remember mama cooking just like that.

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Summary: Up Your Consumption and see Results!
Review: Now if you ask me, and so many fans of lard do on a regular basis that I am now completely well lubricated and slippery! This here cook book is probably the best one ever printed when it comes to adhering to the edicts of my heritage, i.e. never abandon the healthful benefits of lard.

Cooking with lard has a number of advantages. First, when you consume plenty of lard your hair maintains a glossy sheen that you just can't achieve with any other product. No shampoo or spray on mess is going to provide that lustrous look and feel of a head of hair that has had an ample supply of lard applied from the inside out. Lard on the scalp is simply healthful and attractive.

Second, an ample supply of lard in the diet keeps joints well lubricated and functioning well. Folks tend to forget that the joints of the human body are much like the moving parts of a machine - they need lubrication. If you don't eat enough lard then you run the risk of having your joints getting all fouled up and crusty and they won't work so good. Also, ever wonder why Shaq can't throw a free throw? It's because his elbows are all fouled up and crusty! Know why because his elbows are all fouled up and crusty? That's correct, he don't get enough lard in his diet. They never mention that in the local news when they cover the NBA scores, but you can look in that man's eyes and tell he simply ain't maintaining the proper lard to carbohydrate ratio in his diet.

Thirdly, women fall all over themselves to get at a man who radiates the confidence that comes from lard ingestion. A lot of women don't know it is happening to them and will openly deny it, but tests have shown that subconsciously the fairer gender appreciates and seeks after a man who displays the confidence and self-assured demeanor that comes with lard ingestion. If you ain't doing too well with the ladies, then investigate your lard consumption and see if you ain't deficient. I wasn't doing too well in the female companionship department and decided to up my lard consumption here a while back, and before I knew it I had mama and we was walking up the aisle at the Bluebelle Wedding Chapel and Tuxedo rental Shop just this side of Stillwell. She found me irresistible - especially in a tuxedo (which I got for half price because we done had the ceremony right there and I was able to take it off the rack, wear it for the ceremony, then put it back on the hanger and pay up without ever needing to remove it from the premises. Ask for Charlene and she might give you a discount - she also acts as organist and flower girl and can be a matron of honor if need be).

So this cookbook is the first step to the rest of your life, and the rest of your life starts the minute this here book arrives in your post box. Go ahead on and click the right buttons and get a copy on the way to your place. The good folk at Amazon (dot com if you will) can set it up right smart, and plus that the price is good.

Bernice (that's Betty Mae's cousin who is staying here with us until she and Lester can get things worked out) likes this cook book pretty much better than all the rest and she likes to make Lard Smoothies and sip on them while she leafs through back copies of Reader's Digest. But then again, that girl has some particularly odd habits.