The OTHER Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook : A Parody

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Summary: From the Introduction:
Review: "You are about to read the most important book you have ever read. All of the information contained in this volume is critically important for your continued survival on this planet, to say nothing of the other planets, moons, and the many near-Earth asteroids. We have gone through great pains to present to you accurate, detailed information, sometimes going so far as to open a couple of books. In a number of cases we have even risked the lives of total strangers who did things for us on a dare after consuming vast quantities of beer, which we ourselves paid for. We have even pretended we are more than one person when writing this text. This is the sacrifice we have made...

"You should take this handbook everywhere you go, because you simply do not know when it will come in handy. You should also share it with your friends. Buy a copy for everyone you know. In fact, if you buy it for five friends tonight, something good will happen to you. If you do not, you will be beset upon by untold misfortune. Bob Unger from Lebanon, Maine, neglected to buy copies for any of his friends, and the next day he was eaten by wolves.

"Don't take that chance!"

--Gene Doucette

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Summary: A Great Book
Review: I really reccomend this book. The OTHER Worst-Case Scenario Handbook will make you laugh out loud. It's especially good for bathroom reading, for two reasons: 1- It has short sections, that are easy to read if you only have a couple of minutes at a time. 2- It's so funny, you'll soil yourself.