Rating: Summary: Sensational or Some Such! Review: Never in all my 40 something white guy days have I ever read a book, until now! I miss you Expo!
Rating: Summary: Sensational or Some Such! Review: Never in all my forty-something white guy years have I ever read a book, until now! I miss you Expo!
Rating: Summary: How should I say this? Review: PANIC! I couldn't believe that it was written on such high quality recycled paper. Good morning to you Muser. Baby arm.
Rating: Summary: ...tHe WhEeLs aRe oFF... Review: Pure literary greatness. This book exemplifies why Gordon Keith (shock-value!) has become the premiere radio personality in the metroplex area. He has taken the medium and moved it to a higher (seattle sleuth) broadcasting level than where it existed before. It has become quite clear ... that Keith is the talent that drives and keeps the station moving. He is often the main reason the content of the radio show is kept at pace that makes it more interesting ... to listen to. As I sit here in my leather chair, wearing my silk robe, smoking my pipe reading this book, I often think about Gordon and his comedic contributions (gordo's corner) to the airwaves of dfw radio. It will only be a matter of time before the whole nation recognizes the genius (ribby) that is Gordon Keith. Good morning to ya.
Rating: Summary: Review In-A-Can! Review: SHARP wit for the SHARP minded. An easy read and observation that you should laugh through 2 or 3 times to glean all of the "Great Gordo's" humor. I feel Buff Tanner is a sizeable step in Gordon's evolution in creating his own fresh style of humor/comedy. Keep up the good work my friend and I look forward to whatever's next!
Rating: Summary: HOW ARE RAIN? Review: THE GREAT KEITH HAS OUTDONE HIMSELF IN HIS NEWEST CREATIVE EFFORT. CO-AUTHOR TANNER LENDS HIS NUTRITIONAL EXPERTISE THROUGHOUT THIS JOURNEY INTO THE HAPPY FUN PLACE. KEITH, A LEGENDARY FIGURE IN THE DALLAS BROADCASTING LANDSCAPE IN THE STRATOSPHERE OF A YOUNG MARK ELFENBINE, CREATES WIMSEY THROUGHOUT AND LEAVES THE READER BREATHLESSLY WAITING FOR THE NEXT BASELESS ARGUMENT. AS A MANUAL FOR LIVING, BIFF TANNER: TOTAL MAN HITS A TURN AROUND-180 DEGREE GRAND SLAM FOR THE SOUL!
Rating: Summary: The Poster-Boy Achieves Review: The student of Eros now is the student of Thalia (study your muse-ers...ROCK ME). Buff Tanner makes me want to buy a poster of him and cut holes in it. Dont miss Dale's forward, its jubjubrific. I curved it around the whole time I read it.
Rating: Summary: Buff Tanner exposed Review: There are very few tomes dedicated to the advancement of human health that outdistance this one of the newest honestly revealed stuggles of one average man with the struggle that most of us face day in and day out...the struggle to battle with and defeat our own weaknesses for the temptations in our world that will lead down and sometimes up the road to obesity and all that entails. The shame, the guilt, the lonlinesss, the strength draining chore of carrying around the body weight of another normal size person each day. And last but not least, the horror, Oh, the horror! Within the flimsy paper pages of this rather poorly glued together book, one can find all the secrets to personal success with all the common body functions that take most of the fun out of life. Tanner's sad and terrifying journey through a life filled with dark and bleak struggles against fatness and Keith's insights into the various types of equipment involved and subtle techniques with egg yolk switching when making omelletes after a night out on the town, are just two of the high points of this life-changing book that is filled with points of highness. This book is a must read for all those involved in personal physical fitness, with anyone interested in muscle tone, and those of us who admire making a sentence work without commas. We can only hope for a sequel before all the "New Age" health experts have us jumping rope without a rope.
Rating: Summary: Two Jubs up! Review: This book is absolutely Juberific! Very help to men so that they can find there true self...
Rating: Summary: Buff gets "Cranked Up" in Wise County Review: This book is great! I ain't laughed so hard since the time I taught ol' Cousin Greggo to tuck his thingy between his legs so that he would look like a girl! Everybody at the feed store, fireworks stand and gypsy methamphedmine lab said that this was some very educational reading for anyone who needed a little direction in life. Gotta go, the baby is chewin' on the extension cord for the old space heater. Don't want to short it out and trip a breaker, now do we? I am cccuuunnntttrrreeeeeeee!
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