Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys: : A Fairly Short Book

For thousands of years, women have asked themselves: "What is the deal with guys, anyway? What are they thinking?" The answer, of course, is: virtually nothing. If you're a guy -- or you're attempting to share a remote control with one -- you need this book, because it deals frankly and semi-thoroughly with such important guy issues as:

• how to have a relationship with a guy
• scratching
• the Noogie Gene
• why guys cannot simultaneously think and look at breasts
• why the average guy can remember who won the 1960 World Series, but not necessarily the names of all his children
• and much, much more.