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Summary: enough of american idol!!!
Review: american idol sucks. it's really not good. it destroys music. and simon cowell is too critisizing. and the infidel shouldn't compare himself to him since simon knows more about music than the infidel but they're both the same anyway. so you're right!!!
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Summary: a man who tells it like it is
Review: Simon and I have lots in common. We're both extremely candid and misunderstood by the general public. We are inteligent and smart and we've come a long way in life. We're also not afraid to speak our minds. Simon is one man I can totally relate with. We're on the same wavelength and we think alike. I think this book is awesome and you should read it.
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Summary: ...but only because the book validated my opinion of Simon
Review: I did read this book and understand why I still don't like Simon's behavior on AI. He is just brutally trite but never contrite. He mixes no metaphors and takes no prisoners. His redeeming humor is the only thing that makes the book worth finishing. I have this admission - he does have an incredible sense of humor.I wanted to hate this book. I didn't hate the book because it's a well written book with lots of sarcasm and wit and some very practical advice if you're looking to create a recording career. But more importantly the book sure did validate my opinion of this opinionated, self-promoting barbarian. I despise the way Cowell behaves on AI. He deliberately takes a sledgehammer to kids, some of whom are socioeconomically less advantaged than this pompous, wealthy, influential, middle-aged white English male. Someone apparently forgot to tell him Brits lost the revolutionary war so he's pounding on American kids who have no leverage. I think the appropriate definition of his role is class bully. Given his position of incredible power I have always thought the way he conducts himself is barbarically disrespectful. He insists it's honesty. I insist it is disrespectful. He could use a feather and get the same effect but chooses to beat young adults into the ground and justify it as being just an honest decision. Simon reiterates some obvious stuff about Britney Spears, Madonna and Michael Jackson. Do we really need HIM to tell us Michael Jackson has fallen on his own sword? Does it take a record producer to remind us that Madonna hasn't had a hit in a long while? I didn't like the "behind-the-scenes gossip" either but I suppose that's what sells the book. Do we need him to literally kiss and tell about Paula Abdul? Yuck. He speaks of one contestant who was just a toxic personality (big surprise - a diva) and another who just had only one miserable night and lost. Huge revelations huh? Not hardly. He "doesn't mean to be rude"? He most certainly has every intention of being rude and then some. His life as a scrappy brat is just as annoying as ever. If you're looking for something witty that'll appeal to your dark side by all means enjoy this book. Be forewarned though, you're still gonna "dislike" him.
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Summary: The Greatest book ever!!
Review: I am always bored of every book, except this one...this is the only book i would read...the brutal honesty, his story, his way of being, make this book unique and one of its kind...and if you cant handle the truth about ur choice for an "american idol" that is expressed in this man's own words, then ur stupidness and ur ignorence will affect u for the rest of ur life...in other words, then...U SUX!!
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Summary: Hopefully his 15 minutes will be up soon.
Review: We can only hope. The two people who wrote how horrible it was, were correct. There's nothing in this book worth buying it for. As with anything, his time will pass... hopefully soon!
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Summary: Simon Cowell Has A Right To Be Arrogant!
Review: This is my second review of this masterpiece. I'm only reviewing it again, because it seems that two people have given it less than flattering reviews, which because of how absolutely brilliant the book is, I feel inclined to speak up again.
I have bought copies of this for friends and every single one, even those that don't typically view Simon in the same glorious light that I do, adored it (and my mother who was adamantly against Simon before reading the book, now smiles everytime she sees him. HE is just that charming)!!
Personally, I really don't understand how anyone could not find the book to be incredible! One person noted that it was a quick read, but it is only because it is so interesting. This is the first book where something would strike me as so hillarious that I couldn't decide whether to read on for more of Cowell's brilliance, or to reread the passage I had just finished. IT was simply that outstanding!
The wit, charm, intellect, and humor, of course is present throughout the entire book. That itself, makes it worth reading, but even more compelling is Simon's story. Generally, a success story is either about one who is destined to succeed and does, or one that is an underdog yet prevails in the end. In this book, it is both. Simon always knew he was going to be something great. He makes that clear, however during his early days in the music industry many scoffed at his tactics and contracts he signed. People looked down upon him and laughed at his choices, even though they proved to be the right ones in the end. It is simply impossible not to root for the guy. Those who are upset over the fact that he is arrogant, must understand that he deserves to be, and even so he always displays his very real ego with a sense of humor. Not to mention, something that is just remarkable about Simon and I think speaks a great deal about his character is that he does not forget people who have shown him kindness or signs of integrity. For example, he notes how Tamyra Gray was the ONLY one in American Idol to phone him after the show was over to see how he was doing. Small passages such as that one, which could have easily been left out, and would have by many other Hollywood personas, made me think even higher of Mr. Cowell. As someone who reads at least one book a week, I'm telling you that this is a must read, and a must own. Here's to hoping that Simon will bless us with another masterpiece :)
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Summary: Exactly What I Expected
Review: I got this book for free. It's a toilet reader. Simon Cowell is about making money. He's not into credibility, creativity or artistry. He made an album with singing WWF wrestlers. He shoots for the lowest common denominator. To his credit - Simon Cowell is an honest and sometimes funny man. He understands bottom feeder pop culture. Aspiring singers - you TOO can have NO credibility and put out bad records. Is that what you want? American Idol, not.
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Summary: Horrible, bloody horrible..
Review: First of all, Simon probably didn't write the book, it was most likely ghost written. Secondly, it was a short read, not worth the price. He makes himself out to be the best thing living on this planet which I suppose is part of his public "persona", but it gets tiresome after reading it, ego on every page. Thirdly, He would have been better sticking to gossip from the American Idols. I would think that would have done much better. The fact that he wrote about it candidly and without as much ego as the rest of the book earns it that extra star. Do yourself a favor, and just watch American Idol. Simon is funny on TV, but just an ego maniac in the book.
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Summary: CALLING ALL HARD CORE "AMERICAN IDOL" FANS...
Review: If one is an insatiable, hard core fan of the "American Idol" show, then this book is for you. It reads in Simon Cowell's voice, as it has the same tart, waspish tone he uses on the show. He tells it like it is. The book is full of behind the scenes dish about the show, its contestants, and its judges. It is brought to the reader by the ultimate insider, Simon Cowell. The author gives a brief overview of his life, beginning when he was young and growing up in England. He recounts how he got involved in the music industry and details his rise to the top of his field, becoming one of the most in demand music impresarios the world over. The book further details how this intrepid Brit's rise to fame and fortune eventually led to the creation of the British hit show, "Pop Idol", which ultimately led to the creation of the American version. Believe it or not, "American Idol" was a hard sell, until the folks at Fox came into the picture. The rest is history. Those who love the "American Idol" show and simply cannot get enough, this strangely compelling book will fill that emptiness with a lot of backstage gossip about the show and everyone associated with it. Some of it will surprise you. One thing is for sure, this breezy little book will keep the reader turning its pages. If one is not a rabid "American Idol" fan, deduct at least one star from my rating and proceed at your own risk.
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Summary: Light, fluffy, and oddly compelling
Review: This book can only be recommended to fans of FOX's, "American Idol," musical talent show considering that 65% of the content is Simon Cowell's recollections on how the show came to be and summaries of its first two American broadcast seasons. The most interesting part of this book is the first 1/3 which basically serves as Cowell's biography as he recounts his privilleged upbringing as a British youth growing up on a 5 acre country estate and his eventual rise to the top of the music industry starting off as a mailroom lackey. The rest of this book is filled with musings on the 'American Idol' phenomenon and bits on what comprises a, 'Star,' that offeres interesting insight. Also of value to readers is the behind the scenes glimpses Cowell shares on how the music industry is run and how pop/rock stars are developed and herded along in their careers. While not exactly the deepest book on the music industry around Cowell's breezy writing style makes for a nice, effortless read and is certainly worth a few hours of your time if you're a fan of the show.
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