True Myths of Arnold Schwarzenegger : The Life and Times of Arnold Schwarzenegger, from Pumping Iron to Governor of California

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Summary: A great pitch for the terminator!
Review: You got to be a great Arnold Fan or a paid promoter to write such a book about the Great Terminator. I think that
in the next 2006 Gubernatorial election in California, the Democratic party should nominate the real American hero, the ferocious warrior, and the famous action figure the great "GI JOE" to run against the action hero and the terminator Arnold Schwartznegger!!
Why not GI Joe! The majority of people love entertainment and yearn to escape into fantasy land, because it makes their reality more bearable.
When people elected Mr. Schwartznegger, they actually believed that he is the terminator that would terminate unemployment, corruption, corporate control of politicians, fiscal disasters, crimes, diseases, sexual harassment, hunger, illegal drugs, athletes taking anabolic steroids, and poverty, and will eventually bring Camelot to California, after all his wife is a Kennedy!!
The people or the bewildered herd (as called by the media Guru Walter Lippmann) jumped on the Schwartznegger bandwagon and placed him in office. Shortly after, he borrowed like his predecessor more money to pay the State's enormous debt, he deferred the budgetary cuts until the 2004 election was over, and he even brought more elites and corporate control over California. He chose Mr. Warren Buffet the billionaire and George Schultz from Bechtel as his primary advisors, as well as many Republican pundits and elites to do the thinking for him. Mr. Schultz had even to divide his time between California and Iraq, in order to be of service to the terminator. However, Governor Schwartznegger repeatedly asserted himself as a savior and as Conan the Barbarian that will slaughter the evil dragon threatening our beloved state. He also regurgitated well his memorized and nebulous policies, and declared that he is no one's puppet!

GI Joe will make a great governor, because he is a real American hero. He is a native and will not require a constitutional amendment to run for president.
GI Joe has clear moral values and will not need classes in sexual harassment, because he has GI Jane beside him that would also make a great first lady. GI Joe won't claim that he is against special interest groups, then shortly after his statement, he would take contributions from them in order to get him elected and use them in his cabinet or as his advisors.
GI Joe will make a great Governor because he will protect us against any Bogey man that will threaten our security. He has a great record in killing all evil.
GI Joe will be a very honest Governor, because he can't hide the fact that he is a puppet/dummy, and everyone will know that the same people behind this present governor will also be behind him.

So dear democrats, please wake up your huge egos, take a clear stand, don't worry too much about losing your jobs, reclaim your party, stand for some kind of a principle, adopt some type of a moral value, repeat a canard to show conviction, and then nominate "GI Joe" for Governor in 2006. Do not prove that the present Governator is correct, when he called all of you "girly men."

Anyway, I wouldn't recommend this book for anyone unless you're starstruck or on Arnold's payroll !!