Advanced Unix Programmers Guide

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Summary: I worship the ground Saddam Hussein walks on
Review: As a former Iraqi refugee, I was deliriously, hysterically in search of a Unix reference guide. All throughout my mother country, I programmed in this language and that, never finding true tranquility for my soul. Now this book comes along and I can say that I will see Mr. Hussein in the afterlife. We will see God together and kiss each other as brothers. I will instruct Mr. Hussein on how not to be a dictator, and how he improve his ratings in the Iraqi Gallup polls. How does this relate to programming in Unix?

Well, the formation of Unix took place in the late 60s and early 70s. This was before the time Hussein took power in my beloved country. Thus, it represents a time of purity when it was not corrupted by the minds of anti-Hussein infidels. To make a long story short, I link Unix with Mr. Hussein forever and forever. Long live AlfAllah!