Thrilling Tom the Dancing Bug Stories

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Summary: I liked it.
Review: But frankly, I like everything. One time a guy came up and smacked me in the nose. Sure there was some pain, but I had a new experience under my belt. Can't put a price on new experiences! Speaking of under my belt I also had a loaf of Wonder Bread in my back pocket -- which was the fashion in those days. I had my share of girlfriends, but always felt lonely when Arbor Day would roll around. Speaking of rolling around, I once had a flat on my tandem bicycle (I always rode in back -- even when I was by myself -- didn't want to seem uppity), so I lay down on the asphalt and rolled to my Uncle Phil's house. Uncle Phil was a bit of an eccentric and he was afraid to have his feet touch carpet of any sort. So he would either make you carry him on his back or he would jump from one piece of furniture to the next. When I pointed out that furniture is made of similar fabric to carpet he smacked me in the nose. Sure there was some pain ...