If I Were in Charge the Rules Would Be Different

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Summary: wacky, witty, loony and fun
Review: fabulous poems of great importance, such as one about asparagus, and one about getting even with Milton the Bully. "Little Help", is about a belly button's call for help in its first poem it ever WROTE, since it has no vocal chords or THROAT. It HINTs at the accumulated LINT. In "Halloween Logic," a boy and girl decide to swap roles; it will work out DANDY for more CANDY. The author ponders if there is a FishCat, since there is a CatFish; or if clown college has homework, and if the goofs get A's and the wise get F's. Who are the honor students?