Don't Eat the Teacher

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Summary: Don't Eat the Teacher! By: Nick Ward
Review: The moral of this story is that segregation is good. When I saw what that shark was doing to the poor innocent fish I realized the allegory of this. Yes, it is important to separate children of different nature and background in school. Just as it is dangerous to mix sharks and guppies.

Also, this was a good comment on the failures of those we trust to teach our children these days. Despite knowing Sammy's dangerous primal urges, the teacher encourages his behavior. Like when he told Sammy the painting looked good enough to eat, that the book was a story that the children could sink their teeth into, and most especially when he told the creatures to be a terrible storm and destroy everything in their path. And they say a public education is a good value!!! Take author Ward's lesson and homeschool, homeschool, homeschool!!!

Basically, this is a cute story for kids but an extremely powerful allegory for conservative adults.

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Summary: A compelling case for a return to segregation
Review: The moral of this story is that segregation is good. When I saw what that shark was doing to the poor innocent fish I realized the allegory of this. Yes, it is important to separate children of different nature and background in school. Just as it is dangerous to mix sharks and guppies.

Also, this was a good comment on the failures of those we trust to teach our children these days. Despite knowing Sammy's dangerous primal urges, the teacher encourages his behavior. Like when he told Sammy the painting looked good enough to eat, that the book was a story that the children could sink their teeth into, and most especially when he told the creatures to be a terrible storm and destroy everything in their path. And they say a public education is a good value!!! Take author Ward's lesson and homeschool, homeschool, homeschool!!!

Basically, this is a cute story for kids but an extremely powerful allegory for conservative adults.

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Summary: We Ate Up This Story!
Review: This story is about a shark named Sammy who was excited to go to the first day of school. When he gets excited he bites things. When he gets to school he has so much fun and learns not to bite his friends and teacher.