Being Jordan: My Autobiography

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Summary: So awful, you aught to read it
Review: Gee! This book is absolutely dreadful. I must admit, though, that once I had gotten over the initial shock I read it from cover to cover.
Now, America, if you had any illusions about the British working class, prepare to shed them now: we have trailer parks too you know.
Katie Price, the young lady who is Jordan, spends her life disrobing, partying and bedding inappropriate men, most of whom are minor celebrities themselves (some I had never heard of - minor indeed). They treat her not very well, but she gets her revenge here; she lets the world know how they performed in her bed, and describes their bodies (...).
This 'book' is redeemed by its window on the world of modern day celebrity in Great Britain: apparently one can make quite a good living by exposing oneself and going to parties. No other qualifications or talent is required; it seems that newspapers will be quite happy to report on these activities, and that a market exists for such a press.
In a way, good luck to Jordan for tapping into Britain's interest in her. But God Save England.

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Summary: Don't diss Katie - she's one strong woman
Review: When anyone disses Katie Price, I just tell them to read this book. Traditionally the wild, provocative wild glamour model Jordan, she's been involved in scandle and ridicule as far back as I can remember. This book is not about Jordan. It's about Katie, and the alter ego that has consumed people's opinions. She's been through so much in her life, and to get where she is has proved a huge achievement. So I suggest before laying and sort of ridicule on a girl you've only seen from the perspective of biased paparazzi, you take a look at this autobiography. I guarentee it will change your mind.