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Summary: Based on a True Story
Review: This book was a lot of fun to read. My son and I read it together before bed. It was silly enough that he was interested and happy to read to me. If you have a a child who doesn't like to read, this book will keep their interest. My sons reading skill improved because he finally found a book that he liked! Now, he reads every night.
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Summary: Very Silly; Highly Entertaining
Review: This book was a lot of fun to read. My son and I read it together before bed. It was silly enough that he was interested and happy to read to me. If you have a a child who doesn't like to read, this book will keep their interest. My sons reading skill improved because he finally found a book that he liked! Now, he reads every night.
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Summary: The funniest book ever!
Review: This book was awesome! I couldn't put it down! I actually read the book 3 times! The glossary in the back was especially funny. It tells you definitions of potty language like fart means a small explosion between the legs(butt cheeks). This book was the funniest book ever! I would give this book a 7 out of 5. You should really read this book even if your parents don't approve! And remember its G rated for gross and may not be appropriate for ages 30 and up.
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Summary: Based on a True Story
Review: This book was the best! In library, I gave a book talk on it and everybody wants to read it now. All my friends want to borrow it,thats how good it is! This book is about 12 year old Zack Freeman and his butt. His butt is trying to take over the world by blowing up a butcano, and than it will rearrange all humans, or so it thinks! You wil love this heart-stopping, nostril-burnig experience of Zack's butt and Zack himself as he tries to stop his butt from taking over the world.
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Summary: Savannah's review 10 years old
Review: This book was very shocking at the end! It kept me in suspense and I can't wait for the next book. I would recommmend this book to other kids my age but not for anyone over the age of 13 because it is a little immature.
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Summary: THIS KICKS BUTT!!!!!!!!!!! [LITERALLY]
Review: This is one of Andy Griffith's funniest books yet! It's about a 12 year old boy named Zack Freeman. His butt always runs away every night and the annual butt-catcher always has to catch it. One night Zack follows it and winds up in a butt-rena where the butts are holding a rally. Zack's butt just happens to be the leader and is planning the switch-glitch. {Where butts and heads switch spots which will be a butt-astrophe}. Zack, not wanting this to happen joins the famous B-Team made up of 3 members, the Kicker, Pincher, and Kisser. They immediately set off and find themselves in the Windy Desert, where horrible stink ants and Stink-tornadoes are. Barely anyone makes it across the desert but they finally do and get to their trusty butt-mobile. They then travel into the Brown Forest, formally known as the Black Forest. It was once healthy and thriving with life but do to the presence of a butt known as Stenchgantor, it's a stinky, smelly place now. Stenchgantor is the ugliest butt in the world and is blind, relying on it's sense of smell to attract prey. Zack manages to defeat it with a pair of smelly socks. He then learns about the transportation butt hunters use to catch up to butts knwon as butt-hoppers. After a butt has been tied up for 30 minutes, it is flung on a slingshot propelling the owner up to 6 miles. They also learn about taming feral butts and defeating kamikaze butts. They make it the Ocean of Butts where they encounter Butt-piranhas, poopoises, and Butt-sirens. They eventually make it to the famous buttcano which the butts will erupt to destroy the entire world. They find out the Kisser was working for the butts the whole time, and he tries to kill Zack, ending in a horrible mistake. He falls in a pool of Brownsand and is dragged under and eaten by giant mutant maggots, the larval stage of giant mutant blowflies. Zack eventually encounters his own butt which, surprissingly, goes on his side and they defeat the ruler of all butts, the Great White Butt. I love the glossary at the end of this book.
240 pages.
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Summary: The Perfect Book To Get Rid of Your Ex
Review: This review is written purely with "adults" in mind. Surprisingly, this book really exists. Any pre-teen will absolutely squeal with giddy delight over this book as it is vastly superior to that Hairy Potty trash. It is 240 real pages long and actually has a plot and plenty of witty "gross" comments to entertain all. The best part of all, however, is that this book has finally rid me (forever hopefully) of my looney ex-girlfriend Shirley. She has given up her man-despising ways (but still refuses to quit being an annoying Vegan) and tried incessantly to get back together with Dipper the Studmuffin (I've been working out alot lately). Medusa, New York is a small town where we live and she had taken to pleading in public so, I finally resorted to the nuclear option of pulling out "The Day My Butt Went Psycho" and reading it aloud when she does. Others were amused (and wanted me to read more) and Shirley hasn't been seen since! I LOVE THIS BOOK!!!
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Summary: This Stinks!
Review: Wow, my son (10) and I read this and I have to say I'm shocked at all the positive reviews. The preface warns the faint of heart to avoid the book if they're frightened by butt humor, but it fails to warn away readers hoping for a laugh or an interesting story. While am am completely unoffended by the butt humor, I am offended by the pedantic, boring, humorless text. Griffiths should've been a proctologist, not an author. His fascination with everything anal is reflected in every cheesy, painful butt-reference. Literally every sentence uses the word butt. None of this would be of any consequence if the book were funny in any way. It's not. My son isn't even laughing.If you're looking for something 3-5th grade and slightly edgy or irreverant, try the Captain Underpants series by Dav Pilkey. At least it has some humor and fairly clever story lines. If you're anally-oriented and really get a hearty chuckle over seeing the word "butt" 10,000 times (butt-guns, butt-mobiles, butt-boulders, flying butts defecating on people), think fountains of diarrhea and laxatives are high entertainment, then you'll find this book "butt-tastic". Otherwise, don't waste your child's time. If the works of Shakespeare could be produced by an infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of computers for an infinite amount of time, most certainly this book could've been written by one monkey, on one computer, in a few short hours.
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