The Twits

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Summary: If You Like Funny Books, Read this One
Review: This book is hilarious, clever yet twitty. For example, have you ever seen a person putting glue on a tree to catch birds? Mr. Twit is a gross man. He never brushes his beard and when he wants a snack, he eats pieces of food from his beard. Mrs. Twit is almost as bad. She has a glass eye and has a very ugly nature. So if you like funny books, read this one.

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Summary: Hilarious and Twitty!
Review: Hilarious and twitty! When you read 'The Twits' you will laugh your head off at everything, including the wormy spaghetti and the frog. You would also never find another book that has a close-up of the food and dirt in someone's beard. I think you should really read this book.

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Summary: Aaron Halls book review
Review: What a lot of hairy-faced men there are nowdays. Mr.Twit is one of them. This book is pretty much about two people that play tricks on each other. It is so funny you`ll fall out of your seat. There is one problem, see the Twit's eat bird pie every Wednesday. Mr.Twit goes outdoors and puts the stickiest glue in the world on the big dead tree. When the birds land on the tree they stick there until Mr. Twit gets them to eat. The rolly-Polly bird and Mugglewump(a monkey)are smart. They see what Mr. Twit does so they tell the birds. The birds play a trick on Mr. Twit. What they do is they move to different places. The twits get so mad, they go out and buy a gun, but when the Twits are gone the birds get revenge. Here is a part that I know you will love. They get Mr. Twits glue and take everything from the floor and stick them on the ceiling. When the Twits get home, they are so confused. Mr. Twits tells Mrs Twit to stand on her head. It doesn't work, their heads shrink into their neck, their neck shrinks into their shoulders and so on. It is perfect for all ages. I gave it 5 stars.

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Summary: The twits
Review: I like this book because this book talks about how ugly the man and woman are.This book also talks about the things that happen to the when they get mad at each other.It also talks about what their monkies do to them we they get mad at them.I recomand book to every one in the world.

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Summary: Would You Ever Want a Frog in Your Bed?
Review: What would you do if someone put a frog in your bed or made you eat worms while making you think its spaghetti? The Twits is a book about some nasty people who play awful tricks on each other. The author is Ronald Dahl, who is a very popular author. Mr. and Mrs. Twit have bird pie on Wednesday and keep monkeys in a cage and make them do awful things. The father is Muggle-Wump. He has a wife and two children. My favorite part is when a friend comes from Africa and warns the bird by singing this song. "There's sticky stuff all over this tree! If you land on it you'll never get free! So, fly away! Fly away! Stay up high! Or you'll finish up tomorrow in a hot bird pie!!!" So read the book The Twits to figure out what happens to the monkeys and the Twits.

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Summary: Do you like mean old people? Read this book!
Review: Would you like to eat bird pie every Tuesday? You'll find out someone that does in the Twits by Roald Dahl! This book is about two ugly old people that live in a house with windows. The Twits have four monkeys. They make their monkeys stand on their heads one on top of the other. At the beginning of the story Mrs. Twit and Mr. Twit try to make each other go away. My favorite part is when the Twits get the shrinks. The author 's message is to let you have fun reading. What will happen next to the twits? Who knows?

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Summary: funny book
Review: I read the book The Twits. It was so funny.It was about this married peaple who like to play jokes on each other.
They play jokes like tieing baloones to her feet so she go's up in the air.
So if you like funny boks. I strongly recomend this book.

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Summary: funky book twits
Review: If you like old people who are weird, crazy monkeys, bird pie, and evil plans, this is the book for you. The Mugle Wumps are trying to get out of their cage so that they could get away from those Twits. Then the Twits are playing jokes on each other. Life is crazy there. Twits also hate kids, so never go in their yard. Youll love this book!

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Summary: The Twits
Review: The Twits are ordinary people except when it comes to trick playing.That was their favorite thing to do.Once Mr.Twit tied balloons all over Mrs.Twit's body and floated into the sky. And once Mrs.Twit put her glass eye in Mr.Twit's mug and she said, "I'm watching you". If you liked the BFG you'll like this book too.

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Summary: The Twits review
Review: I think the twits book is good to read. You souded read it you mait like it. The book is mostly about a woman and a man that are married but are all ways mad and mean Im telling you they are mean. One time mr twit put glue on a three and some boys come and sit on the three but wane they tried to get of the three but thire pants stad on the three and they got of the three with no pants . I think you souded read this book.