Amateur Nude Strippers: Vol. 1-4

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Summary: Great normal looking girls
Review: I love this title, the music is so-so but atleast it isn't anoying like most of the time. The girls are normal looking, with a few silicon here and there. What sells this dvd is how cheerful some (not all) of the models are when they are dancing. The camera moves at different angles, sometimes giving a top or bottom view in just the perfect way. I wish the producer would consentrate more on the setting around the models a bit more instead of fixing a camera on a model for 10 mins. Those 10 mins can be charming or boring if the model are not of your type.

Rating:
Summary: Sad
Review: The basic idea was good. Get a bunch of pretty, unexperienced women to do strip tease dances. Except that apparently wasn't really the idea in this case, except by accident. The maker of the video seemed to have no idea of what a strip tease is about. Or eroticism, for that matter. For the most part, the women don't dance, but instead follow cold instructions on how to look dumb. A lot of crawling around on the floor, gasping like dying fish, and nervous rubbing of the body (but not that part). Most succeed admirably at appearing dumb, the winner being a poor girl who becomes hobbled by her dropped panties, a situation the cameraman finds very interesting.

In the end, the viewer hangs around to see what the woman's pubic hair looks like. The waiting can be shortened and the strip improved by viewing it at double speed.

The problem, I think, is that the so-called producer is approaching an activity that could--if shown in private surroundings--be very erotic, but instead sees it with a pornographic eye. An early teen pornographic eye. This is not to say that one sees any spread vulvas, but just that the women get no respect. Nor does the audience.

The camerawork isn't very good (or sharp), the sound is insipid and irrelevant, and virtually all of the acts run out of steam partway through. Anticipation is usually missing. The carpet appears dirty, the shower in one scene definitely is dirty, and it seems likely the producer is a scumbag. This doesn't mean there aren't some woody-producing performances. Three, including one girl-girl show. Almost forgot: some of the women are scary.

The DVD should serve as inspiration. If someone with a brain and the right attitude could get hold of a suitable camera, talk a bunch of pretty beach bunnies who can dance into baring it all while looking like nice girls, and rehearse a little, a classic could be created. Just do everything different from this one.

Tip: if you must have this one, buy it at a yard sale for $2.50 like I did.

Rating:
Summary: Fantastic! GREAT Music! Very sensual, sexy, and arousing!!
Review: This is one of my all time favorite video series, and I'm very happy to be able to have them on DVD! I know it may seem odd to mention the music in an erotic video, put the guy who does the music for these is fantastic. All original compositions. I think it adds A LOT to the mood of the women who are dancing to it. One of the best private "one on one" style of video you will ever own! I certainly have not found better yet! :-)

Rating:
Summary: Fantastic! GREAT Music! Very sensual, sexy, and arousing!!
Review: This is one of my all time favorite video series, and I'm very happy to be able to have them on DVD! I know it may seem odd to mention the music in an erotic video, put the guy who does the music for these is fantastic. All original compositions. I think it adds A LOT to the mood of the women who are dancing to it. One of the best private "one on one" style of video you will ever own! I certainly have not found better yet! :-)

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Summary: Directed by a sexually disabled heterosexual?
Review: Volume #1 is one of my all time favorite videos, and I think that it is a real classic. It is exceptional. Volumes 2-4 are good too, but do not stand out like Vol 1. As far as the music goes, the music for Volume 1 is fantastic!!! All original compositions, and I think it adds A LOT to the mood of the women who are dancing to it. Much better than your average disco garbage! Unfortunately, David John's original music is not as good for Volumes 2-3. Why!?!! Volume 1 was so above average! Perhaps he was too rushed after the success of the first. As far as the women go, they are ALL hot! In volume 1 the mood of the women is outstandingly sexy. A little less so in the others. Not your average boring "perfect" type of playboy bunnies. These are what real women being sexy look like!!! Great "one on one" style of video! I have not found much better. I give it a high rating for Volume 1 alone. :-)

Rating:
Summary: Fantastic! GREAT Music! Very sensual, sexy, and arousing!!
Review: Volume #1 is one of my all time favorite videos, and I think that it is a real classic. It is exceptional. Volumes 2-4 are good too, but do not stand out like Vol 1. As far as the music goes, the music for Volume 1 is fantastic!!! All original compositions, and I think it adds A LOT to the mood of the women who are dancing to it. Much better than your average disco garbage! Unfortunately, David John's original music is not as good for Volumes 2-3. Why!?!! Volume 1 was so above average! Perhaps he was too rushed after the success of the first. As far as the women go, they are ALL hot! In volume 1 the mood of the women is outstandingly sexy. A little less so in the others. Not your average boring "perfect" type of playboy bunnies. These are what real women being sexy look like!!! Great "one on one" style of video! I have not found much better. I give it a high rating for Volume 1 alone. :-)

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Summary: Directed by a sexually disabled heterosexual?
Review: While the premise of the ANS DVD is promising, the execution falls maddeningly short. As a director of film myself, I find there are inexplicable problems with the director/editor's reasoning. I mean c'mon, this is a stripper-based show, so one would assume to see a fair amount of naked strippers, right? Nay, dear friends, it is not so, and I can only assume the director/editor is frightened at the sight of spread vaginas. Every time a pair of luscious labias appears on screen in some (almost) titilating position, the camera veers off to a plant in the corner of the room, or quickly jabs down for a nice shot of the floor. Seriously, I went through the entire DVD to prove my point here...there are only three examples of "great" shots that don't reflect the attitude of an ambiguously homosexual camera operator. The effect of all this skirting around is maddening, especially when in reference to what you are probably doing while viewing this show. The summary: if you like tepidity, this is your bag. If you want real action, look elsewhere.

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Summary: Dogfest
Review: Yes, the 4 hours of dancing is good. You'll see some pretty sweet looking ladies, doing some very good erotic dancing. BUT....you might want to watch this program with the sound off, as you will hear some of the cheesiest, most annoying music with no lyrics to it. Oh man, the music is horrible.