Murdercycle

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Summary: MurderCycle
Review: Dazzling Special Effects...NO! Breath Taking Scenes...NO! Top Notch Actors...NO! Excellent Visual Effect...NO! A pretty good Action/Sci-Fi w/ a decent cast and not too corny dialouge....YES! This is a Full Moon Pictures/ActionXTreme release that really isn't all that bad. True the Title is kinda goofy, but it does have a story line! An alien meteorite thing lands on earth and transform a no one on a dirty bike, into an Advanced Alien killing machine! The story develops around the characters trying to destroy the Alien to save earth, of course. This movie has a twist or two, and keeps going till the end. It gets a little slow in one part, but then the alien pops back up and then the movie is back on track...Rent and buy this video!

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Summary: So bad it's........well, bad!
Review: First of all, if your looking to be entertained in any kind of conventional sense, then this is definitley not the movie for you. But if your looking for a movie that you can laugh at other than with, then look no further. A Full Moon pictures release which should really say it all. Bad props, bad CGI effects, horrendous acting, and a plot that requires the films budget not exceed $500. At least the goresploitation flicks of the past offered some really gruesome visuals. Even the fake stuff was kind of creepy. But this CGI crap...Man! I saw the trailer for this on the "Killer Eye" movie (which I turned off after about 20 minutes) and ordered it to give my friend as a gag-gift because we constantly quote the trailer for kicks. "Kill that damn rider!!!" and "This is ground zero for the INVASION!". HAHAHAHAHA. Maybe Full Moon makes these films solely to play a joke on people? I hope so, cause the alternative is far scarier. Please stop....

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Summary: Murder
Review: Murdercycle is da bomb! The special effects are great!! I'll give you a preview. A guy is attacked by an alien on a motorcycle. Some people go looking for the guy. A lady named Lee, who is a Psychic, two men who are from the CIA, and the rest, an army squd. They are attacked by the Murdercycle shortly. One of the guys named Wood(what a name) is such a jerk, you just want to [hurt] him, is hidding something from everybody, even from the other CIA guy(forgot his name). They find the guy who they were looking for, who was killed, but they stumble onto something else. They find a guy named Dikko(what another name) who was a friend of the guy who was killed. Thats all I'm telling you. If you want to know what happens you'll have to rent it or buy it. SEE YA!!!!!!

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Summary: Don't bother
Review: Ok, I admit it. I bought this DVD based on the title alone. I was thinking this might be a take-off on CHRISTINE, the car that's possesed by an alien. That was a great movie. This one sucked. Save your money.

Doofus FJL

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Summary: Don't bother
Review: This has to be the greatest movies ever produced. It has everything you want, CIA agents, Killers, Aliens, Murdercycles, Psychics, and Little Alien Balls that explode. If you thought ALIENS was good, then this is the movie for you! I was on the edge of my seat the whole time the movie was playing on TBS. This is sooo worth the [amt]. I mean, the alien can set the amount for firepower his gun shoots! One time he blows up a truck, and the other time he only wants to stun the guy. Oh by the way, i jumped out of my seat when the Murdercycle jumped out at the group from inside a building. He is a cold blooded killer. But that is just some of the action of this action packed riveter. HOpe to see you all at the Murdercycle MOVIES. nick yee for life!

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Summary: KEEP YOUR MONEY!!!!
Review: This is a terrible movie, and I like B movies! Totally boring.
If you like vehicle horror, buy "The Car."

Rating:
Summary: KEEP YOUR MONEY!!!!
Review: This is a terrible movie, and I like B movies! Totally boring.
If you like vehicle horror, buy "The Car."