Python

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Summary: Thankyou Richard Clabaugh!
Review: This movie is awsome. It's way underated, and very entertaining. The CG snake is funny to watch. If you're in a bad mood than watch this movie and it'll cheer you up definitely. Thankyou Richard Clabaugh for making this movie and having a commentary track on the disk so that we can understand it better. The plot revolves around John Cooper(Frayne Fosanoff), his friend Tommy(Wil Wheaton), and their girlfriends. When bloody bodies turn up around the small town of Ruby John Cooper is blamed for the murders. But as the plot thickens we find out that there's a giant hybrid mutant snake on the loose feasting on the locals one by one. This movie is just a great time. Very entertaining.

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Summary: people are too quick to criticize
Review: This movie is funny, suspenseful, and the special effects are NOT THAT BAD. If you are a fan of b-movies, definitely give this one a whirl. Casper Van Dien's character is annoying, but he is the only real drawback to the film. Very fast-paced, very interesting, and a satisfying and humorous ending. The producers were not taking themselves seriously when they made this movie, and the film truly benefits because of it! Highly recommended!

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Summary: PYTHON - THE WONDER YEARS
Review: What is it with all of these wanna'be Joel Siegels that berate these type of movies. Joseph Hayes and Bret Fetzer - GROW UP. Did you even see this movie released in the theaters; I sure haven't. It must have gone straight to video, thereby classifying it as a 'B' movie right from the beginning. Expectations sure can't be too high. Are you two writers or directors - could you really do better??? I found this movie to be really entertaining. I wasn't surprised when I didn't see anyone from the cast go up to accept their Oscars this past year. If you like a fast paced adventure - and yes, Jenny McCarthy looked hot - and you like big snakes - like you can fit 129 foot snake into 1 frame, duh - then you will like this movie. Granted, it probably won't bring home a plethora of awards that the entertainment industry lavishes on itself each year, but seeing a huge snake gulp down those unsuspecting people ---classic. In short, if you like suspense, large animals chasing their snacks through the bush and some character conflict - also opening (...) scene - then this movie is right up your alley.

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Summary: Really Really Really Really a messed up movie
Review: While Anaconda had a beautiful touch to it that i liked. That is why i rented Python. I hoped it would be just as good a snake movie. Oh boy how i was wrong. This movie is out and out terrible. There are words that perectly describe this movie but they don't exist yet unfortunately. The plot is stupid and doesn't really revolve much around the snake. The snake itself is a ripoff and doesn't provide a an uplift to this sad sacked movie. The python's size is constantly misjudged and shown on the screen. Did anybody read the script before signing on to this one. The gore has edgey attitude but turns out to be mostly average. The sexuality is unnecessary like the woman caught in the bathtub in climax of the film (...). Thank god i never saw this movie in theaters i would've wasted my money for walking out in the first five minutes of the movie.

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Summary: For the cheesey movie lovers
Review: Whoever knocks this movie sure should have known what was coming.
Anything involving a snake is sure to be cheesey. All the actors
have proven that they could act in the past.(Yes, even Casper Van Dien.) The conclusion, That's what the movie was called for.
Oh, and for that Wes remarke, Learn to seperate the character from the actor. It's been over ten years, get over it. In closing
I repeat once more, THE ACTOR'S CAN REALLY ACT. In all cheesey movies, even the acting gets horribble. Even from the greatest of actors. I take back that all the actors have proven themselves. Jenny, get good.

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Summary: Why?
Review: Why do movie companies waste their time and mine making movies this dumb? A snake with ears? Snakes can't hear sounds in the air. They have to have their head pressed against the ground to "hear," and this only allows them to pick up ground vibrations. The python in this movie hears the characters when they are running around. The story is dumb (the author obviously doesn't know as much as he thinks he does about snakes. They should have read a good snake book, like Fangs of the Serpent) and the acting is mediocre. I'm still not sure why the bad guy even brought the thing to the USA in the first place.

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Summary: Sssssssssssss-ucks!
Review: Wil Wheaton stages a comeback! Hooray! Actually, he's just there to get eaten, somewhere towards the end of the movie. And whoopee!!!-a Jenny McCarthy cameo, too! (Sorry, boys. She keeps her top on.) I have to ask: can a big snake really knock someone's head off with its tail in one swipe? Seriously, I want some biology experts to weigh in on this. I have to know, just to restore some of McCarthy's character's well-earned dignity.
But wait... here comes Robert Englund of "Nightmare on Elm Street" fame! Surely HE will make this movie worth watching! Unfortunately, after countless scenes of stroking the python's fragile ego, he wanders off to get killed somehow. (A disappointment, really. I propose another sequel... "Freddy vs. Python"!)
By the way, everything else about this movie is terrible, too.

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Summary: Fun may be an overstatement...
Review: Yes, this movie was absolutely (and I do mean absolutely) attrocious. The actors tried to be so serious with such awful material that one couldn't even laugh at them, just knaw at nails, hoping to God that the scene would soon end. Ah, dear, one thinks of the poor, wisftul script writer, who probably envisioned a brilliant movie, with brilliant special effects, brilliant suspense, and an engaging plot. Unfortunately, he or she got none of this: mainly because he or she doesn't know how to write a script. So, in summation, the script was utterly disgusting (that's being generous), the acting was too terrible to be laughable (again, being generous), the special effects were about as believable, if not less, as a 1920s silent B-movie horror wannabe, the pacing made me want to slit my wrists for spending $5 dollars to rent this, the director for even thinking about taking this project on, should be shot, and, for the last time, people, just because it's big, fast and was made by the military, does NOT mean it's the "perfect killing machine"!. Jesus, I'm sick of that term! I'm not trying to be mean here, folks, it's just the truth. If you want a moderately good snake flick, watch Anaconda. If you want something to make you shudder with pity for the actors, the director, the scripter, the CGI artists, and anyone else who had anything to do with this toilet of a film, watch Python. I'm 16 years old and I could come up with a better creature feature than this within four hours. Avoid this at all costs, including your own life. No offense intended, of course.