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Summary: Phyton the big squeese
Review: A good move filled with lots of actions. It was better than Anadaconda. The second one was better because the military and the goverment had a bigger rule in it. There are some fun parts like when the snake attacks the girl in the shower. She wipe shampo on its eyes. Only to relize it's tear free.It has good actors in it the death of Keeny the Closer is Hillarious. It turns out that keeny was a Frod. The python is huge like 6 times as long a Seth from King Cobra. If you like Anadacona King Cobra and Boa you will love Python. There is a second one was recently made.
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Summary: Phyton the big squeese
Review: A good move filled with lots of actions. It was better than Anadaconda. The second one was better because the military and the goverment had a bigger rule in it. There are some fun parts like when the snake attacks the girl in the shower. She wipe shampo on its eyes. Only to relize it's tear free. It has good actors in it the death of Keeny the Closer is Hillarious. It turns out that keeny was a Frod. The python is huge like 6 times as long a Seth from King Cobra. If you like Anadacona King Cobra and Boa you will love Python. There is a second one was recently made.
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Summary: Wow, I thought "Rattled" was bad
Review: Although I gotta admit, this movie had one thing "Rattled" did not: a body count. At least it had that going for it. This film was still pretty bad though. It boasted a very over-used plot (large animal bred for military purposes) and presented acting that could be comparable to late-night softcore porn flicks. The graphics, I might add, were AWFUL. In one scene the snake bites a guy and drags him into a room...but the way the guy just runs forward you can tell all he did was...well...run forward, and then they added the snake head in later. The scene where the snake gets acid in the stomach and bleeds out his organs was laughable - the acid causes but a tiny slit in his stomach and the organs pour out like a flat liquid. I'm appalled that some reviewers claim this movie doesn't stretch the imagination. OK, so you mean snakes are perfectly capable of surviving a huge explosion that demolishes an entire building point blank? When the snake in this film did that, me and all my friends watching the film almost simultaneously blared out, "I got better!" Yes, I know there are times when you have to just let your mind accept things while watching movies, but for me that ends at accepting there's a giant snake. There are some things that I can't accept...like why that girl's towel stayed on her body as she ran about the forest. Shouldn't it have fallen? There's a perfectly good chance for nudity there! Did they think that dinky shower scene would suffice for that? What's wrong with horror filmmakers today! And I'm even more appalled some reviewers give this film four stars and speak of it as if it actually IS "King Kong." Please...do NOT compare a good movie to a bad movie, especially a movie like "Python." Any way, I truly digress...this movie is awful and I would not encourage people see it, lest they wish to venture into the realm of cliche. If you do, well, hopefully a bad CG snake will come out of no where and eat you too.
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Summary: "Awesome movie! Shove over Anaconda!"
Review: Although the "Anaconda" snake affects were much better, this still is a good movie. "Python" does have its share of gore and sexuality, but not language (which doesn't really matter to me). I liked the performances by Robert Englund and Casper Van Dien. Van Dien played Special Agent Parker, Robert Englund was Dr. Rudolph. Van Dien was really cool in this movie, although he looks sort of rediculous with that mustache. In the movie, Van Dien has an English accent but at the same time he has a Southern drawl. The scene at the beginning with the two women was NOT cool, but the very first sequence with the plane crash is awesome, probably my favorite scene. One of my biggest complaints is the Python's roar, it sounds like it came from an early '50s horror movie. A good roar for this big snake would be the combination roar of a T-Rex from "Lost World" and the "Predator", but I guess this one is fine too. One of my other complaints is the scenes that show the Python's snake-skin, it's way to small for a 170 foot reptile. I wish the 20th Century Fox would combine the monster from the movie "Crocodile" with this Python. In other words the Python and Crocodile should fight each other. Or at least there could be a sequel where the Python returns with another snake. Buy the movie it's great!!
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Summary: "Awesome movie! Shove over Anaconda!"
Review: Although the "Anaconda" snake affects were much better, this still is a good movie. "Python" does have its share of gore and sexuality, but not language (which doesn't really matter to me). I liked the performances by Robert Englund and Casper Van Dien. Van Dien played Special Agent Parker, Robert Englund was Dr. Rudolph. Van Dien was really cool in this movie, although he looks sort of rediculous with that mustache. In the movie, Van Dien has an English accent but at the same time he has a Southern drawl. The scene at the beginning with the two women was NOT cool, but the very first sequence with the plane crash is awesome, probably my favorite scene. One of my biggest complaints is the Python's roar, it sounds like it came from an early '50s horror movie. A good roar for this big snake would be the combination roar of a T-Rex from "Lost World" and the "Predator", but I guess this one is fine too. One of my other complaints is the scenes that show the Python's snake-skin, it's way to small for a 170 foot reptile. I wish the 20th Century Fox would combine the monster from the movie "Crocodile" with this Python. In other words the Python and Crocodile should fight each other. Or at least there could be a sequel where the Python returns with another snake. Buy the movie it's great!!
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Summary: you better believe it
Review: And Im going to prove it.
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Summary: What is it about Giant Snakes?
Review: For me, seeing this Giant Snake Film was the third in a series of films featuring the obligatory Giant Snake. Of course, Anaconda remains the standard to which all such films must measure up to. It features Jon Voight, Ice Cube, and Jennifer Lopez. Python bills Casper Von Diem, Robert Englund, and Wil Wheaton as its stars. While these actors are not A-list, they are somewhat cult favorites. None of them, however, are the featured actor in the film. Somewhat of a disappointment. This film does know what it is. It's a semi-parody and does have the necessary ridiculous elements to carry the concept. See it with a group of friends so that you can share the "badness". Check out King Cobra if this movie is your cup of tea. SPOILER ALERT----PLOT REVELATIONS---- If you are like me and watched STAR TREK: Next Generation, you need to see this film. Wesley Crusher gets what he had coming to him.
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Summary: The best [money] I've ever spent!
Review: Hey kids, Don Mcqueen here for yet another review. This time I'm reviewing a heart stopping thriller called Python. I wouldn't waste your time listening to most of these reviews. These negative chumps wouldn't know a B classic if it smaked them in the face. Python is sixty feet of non-stop in your face terror. Anyone who said this movie wasn't scary must have stopped it five minutes into , which is what most people would do, but not Don Mcqueen. This movie left me awake for a week, not to mention that I had to change my paints at least three times during the movie. This American B classic starts off on a plane where a huge python escapes to terrorize a neighborhood. If you've got any dignity to love the salesman in the movie who unfortunately falls victim to the mighty vomit of the Python. It's ok though I heard he was really alive and enjoying his newly won Oscar. To make a long story short Python will leave you speechless from it's amazing cast of washed up actors from 90210 and the burn out brother in "Don't tell mom the baby sitters dead," from it's unreal effects, and it's elliquently written script. So if you have any understanding for a real movie you'll rent Python. It just may change your life. Ok be back real soon kids, old Donny heres gotta look for a job.
Remember the slogon from my long time friend, "If it isn't B, it isn't me."
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Summary: Bummer
Review: I have seen better acting in a grade school play. The special effects were a throw back to the 1920,s The python was as frightning as Bozo the clown. The script must have been salvaged by a janitor from a 4th grade drama class. The opening credits and closing credits were the best parts of the film.
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Summary: HSSSSSSTERICALLY FUNNY!
Review: I haven't laughed at a movie in some time, but "Python" is one funny movie. And, one BAD movie! There is some over the top overacting, some really horrible non-acting, and the special effects are laughably crude and inconsistent. Also, why doesn't the snake use its acid on anybody when it's down to the final minutes? Casper van Dien continues to prove he's the worst actor in some time; Robert Englund looks embarrassed; and only Jenny McCarthy adds some zest with her sexual manuevering as a potential house buyer. William Sabka tries hard, and acquits himself in some ways. The rest of the cast---oh boy! The opening sequence is tasteless and unnecessary. But if you need a good laugh, this is one to give you some!
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