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Summary: A Great Little Revival
Review: A wonderfully incoherent plot moves this flick from the wasteland to the bath scene. You'll be scratching your head and saying 'oh - come on'. But that's what distances it from the emasculation of the horror genre like the Scream series and the Blair Witch Project.
70s horror owed so much to misguided teen sex where the monsters were punishing the young perpetrators. But in the 90s we got the PG version where horror just happened without the blood and gore. Here there's drugs, sex and nudity.
From silly end of the world cults to a weird Toxic Avenger ripoff this one owes nothing to the original from the 50s.
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Summary: Wild Plot...Wild Cast
Review: I am a teenage boy so I wanted to see this movie Teenage Caveman. It stars the hot Andrew Keegan. He has a great body and hot face. I have rented this movie several times and recently just bought it. Another reason I liked it was because there are several other hot guys in this show. Including: Stephen Jasso "Vincent", Shan Elliot "Joshua", and Richard Hillman "Neil". As for the girs: Tiffany Limos "Judith", and Tara Subkoff "Sarah". Stephen was great when he did it with Tiffany, the look on his face was great. He is naked a lot in this movie, showing off his hot body and cute face. Shan was great to look at just because he has a great body and face too. As for Richard, he looks kind of hot and sometimes not. Tiffany is so hot, she has big ones and has a great face. Any guy would be lucky to have her, I think that her acting needs work though. I only like Tara because of a erotic scene at the end between her (not her character) and Andrew. You can see Andrew's rear or (body double?). Overall dumb plot, but the hot nude stars make up for it.
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Summary: Not for fans of Larry Clark.
Review: I bought this video strictly because I am a fan of Larry Clark. I was disappointed in that it is not at all like his other films. It is basically a sci-fi/horror film. As such, it has merit, but that is not a genre I am particularly interested in. Do not by this based on Clark's other films. You will be disappointed.
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Summary: Richard Hillman is Awesome!! ` KimberliesWorld@aol.com
Review: I gave this movie 5 starts because it was really good!! I really liked the story line Larry Clark was trying to give, and if you watch this movie with an open-mind you'll get the point. I really liked this movie, but had to watch it a second time to really understand it's message. This one will go down in history!! Really, keep and open-mind on this one. Richard Hillman is an Awesome Beast!!
I LOVE HIM, and Want to See More of Him!! Try watching "Kids" & "Bully" too.
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Summary: Larry Clark, "Kids" and post-apocalyptic sex
Review: I happened to catch this movie last fall (2001) during the Cinemax creature feature series, and found it to be a mixed bag of sci fi, creature effects and incredibly lurid teen sex. Playing like a B Movie, if the Hays Code had not existed in the Fifties, there are buckets of gore and some really good "gross out effects." In the typical Mad Max style future we get to watch dirty caveman teens shed their inhibitions and their clothing (repeatedly)as they discover aspects of the "old world" that they did not know existed, such as group bathing, drugs, and alcohol. Probably the highlight of this film is a ten minute orgy, as these teens that have lived under a repressive, hyporcital religion (is there any other kind in these films?) discover each other in what is some of the best group sex ever filmed outside of a porno movie. Of course the world is not all as it seems and some of the teens start to die and we learn the big secret and blah.....blah....blah. Overall there are some genuine scares amidst the standard dialogue, wooded acting and bare breasts!
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Summary: I LOVE RICHARD HILLMAN!! ~ KimberliesWorld@aol.com
Review: I loved this movie, Richard Hillman was an Awesome Beast!! I want to see more of him!! Great Creature Flick!! The acting could have been a little better, but I had to give 5 stars because I can't believe all the bad reviews on this Great Movie. The story Larry Clark gives here will go down in history!! You got to see it, you'll love it!!
Andrew Keegan and Richard Hillman are so Awesome!!
XOXO
Kimberlie
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Summary: Great! Tongue in cheek horror, like Evil Dead!
Review: I loved this movie. It reminded me of the first Evil Dead movie - even though it's not a parody like Scary Movie, it's all done with tongue firmly in cheek and making fun of the cliches of the genre. For instance, the old cliche that if you have sex you'll die is literally true here! There's a ton of extreme violence and sex, so it's not for everyone, but if you have a slightly twisted sense of humor it should be right up your alley. I got a major kick out of it. I wish there had been a commentary though - I'd love to know what they were thinking when they made this!
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Summary: Not the best movie in the world and not the worst...
Review: I rate this movie five stars not because it's really THAT good, but to boost the overall rating since many of the reviewers of this movie over-exaggerated with their opinions, misleading people. Yes, it's barely a "Creature Feature" and seems to include a lot of sex, drug use, and language, but is it the worst movie in the world? No. And not everyone out there is offended by just watching these things in a movie - And not everyone is as impressionable to the point where they can't handle these things. On the plus side, this is definitely a movie for Andrew Keegan fans. This is quite the starring role for him and he did an excellent job with the acting. Someone said that it seemed like a lot of the acting seemed impromptu and unscripted, well it didn't to me. Everything seemed to fit in just fine with the events surrounding the characters. Anyway, I'm not writing this review to encourage everyone to buy it and I'm not proclaiming it as the best movie in the world, but it's not the worst...
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Summary: Terrible
Review: I really had high hopes for this since Larry Clark directed it and it was one of Stan Winston's creature features, but it is truly disturbing and not in a good way. Feels like teenage pornography after awhile jsut for the sake of it. I couldn't even finish it. Absolutely not for children.
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Summary: Terrible
Review: I really had high hopes for this since Larry Clark directed it and it was one of Stan Winston's creature features, but it is truly disturbing and not in a good way. Feels like teenage pornography after awhile jsut for the sake of it. I couldn't even finish it. Absolutely not for children.
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