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Summary: a total crapfest
Review: This film was disapointing on so many levels, the major flaw would have to be the poor acting, which was below par for a daily soap, to add to this shame seasoned actors like jeremy irons acted the worst delivering over dramatic lines that come off sappy. The only positive light I can put this film in is that of a mindless summer action movie, of course with it being D&D and all this, too is sad. Speaking of D&D, did the people that made this movie look at a rulebook ? I think not, blatant problems like a young apprentice mage being able to do high level spells and a main character that changes classes atleast 3 times during the movie must have been overlooked. Basically: if you want a dumb fantasy themed movie, see D&D its *ok*, if you like D&D avoid this movie like the plague.
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Summary: Literally, the worst movie Ive ever seen..
Review: I am a long time D&D fan, and I would have to say that this is quite possibly, the worst movie ever made. Total garbage acting and a cast that doesnt even come close to fitting in. A good title would of been "Boyz in the Dungeon", with Marlan Wayans flapping his stupid mouth the whole time. The only emotion I felt during the whole movie was Happiness, and that happened in 2 places, when Marlan Wayans dies and when the movie ended.. its just a shame they both didnt happen ALOT sooner!.
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Summary: Great Fantasy Film
Review: I have not played Dungeons & Dragons, the fantasy game, so I am not biased like the rest of you geeks! If you are looking for a great fantasy film, and an enjoyable 2 hours or so..this is the movie for you. Forget about the board game..this movie is just plain fun!
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Summary: Embarassing
Review: One of the worst movies I've ever seen, a huge disappointment. What was Jeremy Irons doing???
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Summary: forget what people say, you have to buy this movie.
Review: this movie is action-packed, and it has a great story to it. thats something alot of movies dont have anymore. you love it just give it a try. trust me.
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Summary: Goblin Dung that is Hilarious!
Review: As a player of RPGs for 19 years, I have always been hungry for good Fantasy anything - be it art, books or movies. When I heard about the D&D movie, I was excited, yet apprehensive... Would it be another Conan, or another Red Sonya? Piles of gold or goblin dung? Dung it is! This film is absolutely terrible. But sometimes, that's ok. Bad movie = Funny Movie. My pals and I were rolling on the floor when we saw this film. I have never had a better time at a movie, except maybe when I saw Star Wars the first time. However, this was much, much more fun. The acting was crazy, over-the-top, to the extreme. The "Oatmeal Carpet Monster" was, well, kooky. The Dwarf's expressions were fantastic. I thought that I was going to die. But I can't wait to buy it. I am going to have a D&D movie party at my house, and I'm going to laugh at the hilarity of it all. You couldn't make a funnier parody of fantasy if you tried. I ALMOST think that they were making a parody, but no. It is amazing cheeze. I am saving my fantasy movie hopes on LOTR, probably like the rest of you. Until then, I'll get out my dice, and have a quality fantasy experience. You should too. Daniel Davis Agyris.net
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Summary: Exhilarating fantasy escapism
Review: Dungeons and Dragons is a fast-paced, exhilarating, and often innovative fantasy film that certainly exceeded my expectations, even if it does contain some unfortunate, but not critical, flaws in its storyline. While this review is detailed, it does not contain spoilers. With regard to innovation, it is certainly refreshing to see a fantasy film that is not cloaked in a science fiction disguise, dares to contain no obvious element of direct appeal to children, and has no visual depictions at all of the modern era. Even better, it takes fantasy to its extremes as, unlike most standard D&D adventures, there is no reluctance to depict: thieves as heroes, insanely tall buildings (mainly towers - as one might expect of a city dominated by mages), heavy and frequent use of both standard D&D and new magic by experienced aristocratic wizards, very dramatic use of extremely powerful magical items and monsters, and an epic plot of empire-shattering proportions. It is regrettable to think that this last point needed some improvement - but more on that matter later. Personally, I love escapism, and this film is one of the best ways to achieve that state of mind as I have ever seen in visual form. To complement all these extremes of fantasy, larger-than-life characters are presented as both antagonists and protagonists. Jeremy Irons, in one of his most controversial roles, expertly plays the main villain Profion, the Empire's most powerful politician and wizard. It is his self-appointed driven, megalomaniacal destiny to overthrow the current government and rule as some sort of dictator. In both his private and public scheming, he sometimes shouts, rants, and raves...but this is credible when one considers that this is exactly how certain famous dictators have behaved in the real world. Later, when Profion is on the verge of possibly obtaining his goal, he releases all his henceforth barely suppressed emotional fury so that the often unexplored territory of ultra-selfish, highly destructive naked lust for power is plain to see in all its triumphal ugliness. Profion's henchman, the cold, brutal, and sadistic fighter Damodar embodies a common truth to so many tyrants in that they get others to do their truly dirty day-to-day work so they can retain at least some veneer of respectability. On the side of good, a few figures deserve special mention. The main hero, Ridley, an extremely capable commoner with plenty of untapped potential, displays considerable complexity in his motivations throughout the film and even has a dark side that surfaces periodically. Ridleys' best friend, Snails, eventually shows that a less than heroic life can be redeemed. Their new adventuring companion Marina, slowly, but ably, bridges the gap between the mages and commoners on a micro-scale. Empress Savina shows considerable passion and authority in both her brave words and actions, capably defying the accusations laid against her and behaving like a truly good, but firm ruler. Lastly, Elwood the Dwarf embodies the often amusing stereotype of his race while still providing valuable assistance where it is needed. To be sure, these characters and others are acted with passion and liveliness which might be too much for some viewers, but considering what is at stake in this fantasy world and how the movie does not take itself too seriously and tries and succeeds to be exciting and fun, this fact is perfectly understandable. All these characters, settings, and events are supported by a superb musical score...one of my all-time favourites. The rousing score perfectly enhances the emotions of every single scene and is well worth a listen to on audio cd apart from the movie. Composer Justin Caine Burnett is to be highly commended for his fantastic effort! Regrettably though, the storyline, as full of potential and frequently innovative and thrilling as it is, could have used some additional work. My main problem is the morality of using the evil red-dragon controlling Rod of Savrille. I personally find it hard to accept that a good ruler would ever use such a device, especially if she already has a similar device that controls good dragons. It's best for the viewer to assume that the Empress wants the Rod solely to keep it in her safe custody where she would never use it, but rather keep it from Profion's covetous clutches. This way, good and evil are much better defined and some storyline ambiguities cleared up. Furthermore, it would have been appropriate to make the film at least half an hour longer as most people don't have the time or motivation to read the movie's supporting literature to get a firm grasp on the backstory and some of the more complex details concerning the development of the characters and the political situation. I don't have any real problem with the film's various cliched scenes, as there are sufficient innovative scenes to balance them out and all cliches are presented in an exciting manner, backed with appropriate music and interesting characters. D&D purists should realise that this movie does take some liberties with the game's rules, but these concerns can be explained away owing to the usual practice of having at least some new rules/spells/etc. for different D&D worlds, plus the usual constraints placed on movie makers by the nature of the film medium. I recommend this film to all teenagers and adults who desire escapism and/or a convincing, thrilling fantasy based action/adventure. Personally, I cannot wait for the sequel (which is set up in this film). Dungeons and Dragons is an impressive, even if flawed, effort from a first-time director who should improve as he continues in his profession after this promising start. My Rating? 8 out of 10!
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Summary: "High School Play" Directing meets "Daytime Soap" Acting.
Review: "Dungeons and Dragons" was Overdone in Every Possible Way, Except in Excitement and Entertainment. Sets were Far Too Busy; Effects were Far Too Computerised, (I don't think there was a single shot in the film that didn't have something computerised in it) and the Acting...My God, the Acting. I'll need a whole Paragraph to express my feelings about the Acting. Firstly, "Dungeons and Dragons" doesn't feature Actors; It features "Over Actors". Everyone, Absolutely Everyone in the film Overacts. From the Leads to the Extras, from the Shakespearian Trained Actors (Jeremy Irons, Bruce Payne), to the Square Jawed Heroes (Justin Whalin, Thora Birch), to the So Called Comic Relief (Marlon Wayans). They all Chew the Scenery. The Special Effects simply look Fake, there is no easier way to put it. If we, the audience, are expected to Care about the characters, and what is going on, we have to believe (at least a little) that what is happening.. IS Happening. The Effects are a Constant reminder that we live in the age of Computer Graphics. Instead of thinking "Dragons are Attacking that Man", I was thinking "That Man is Standing in front of a Blue Screen on a Sound Stage". The Effects may look Cool here and there, but they never once look Real. If this same Special Effects company made "Jurassic Park", it would have Flopped Big Time. The film Blatantly Steals some scenes, or elements from the Infinitely Superior "Star Wars" and "Indiana Jones" films (any Star Wars or Indy fan should Easily be able to pick out at least 5 such instances) in a pathetic attempt to leach off their Popularity.. It doesn't work, not by a Long Shot. I suppose you can't blame them for trying, but we can blame them for going ahead with the film without tweaking it's many flaws. Whoever gave this film the Green light, without Insisting on a few Dozen script rewrites, deserves to have this film on their Resumes. It will teach them to put a little more Effort in next time. "Dungeons and Dragons" could have been a Great film, If the people involved in bringing it to the screen put a little more Faith, Talent and (of course) Money into it.
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Summary: Wost Moive Ever.
Review: Yes I am a geek who has played the D&D game for over 20 years. This movie was just stupid. The plot was lame, the villians lacking, and the characters were horrible. Why did all the action center around the main character? In a D&D game, all the players contribute to the success of the adventure. Over the years there have been great stories and novels, why come up with a movie that adds up to a young teens adventure! The dragons weren't dragons as D&D goes, they were dumb beasts. And what's up with the warrior wearing the pink lipstick? And what the heck was stuffed into his head? The writers shouldn't be allowed to write again, ever! The director shouldn't be allowed back onto any set again! And as far as movies go the acting was bad, the story was horrible, and all I would like would be the hour and half of my life back.
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Summary: It's not top notch, but its not at the bottom of the barrel!
Review: I watched the movie and I thought is was quite good. As a gamer myself I found the variety of traps and tools quite interesting. As for everyone else out there that is complaining I would like to see them put something better on the screen! QUIT COMPLAINING AND ROLE YOUR DICE! I think it is a must watch for any DM, has good ideas for all sorts of things.
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