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Summary: A Pox on celluloid - Zero stars!
Review: I can't wait to see MST 3000 shred this mess. I felt like I was watching a two hour exploding beer commercial full of macho men, trampy vixens and insipid dialogue. The film is perfect for the Beavis and Butthead crowd which shot this film to #1! Tastes Great! Less Filling! We're #1!
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Summary: GREAT MOVIE>bad tranfer to DVD
Review: I have had to get 5 different DVD's of this movie to get a chance to watch this entire movie. My 4th DVD skipped an entire chapter(14) and the others had problems around chapters 5 and 6. This is a great movie though I laughed and cried, I now have a new favorite movie and Armageddon is it. Fix the digital and it's a 5
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Summary: The best for Digital surround sound
Review: I have many movies and I am a big fan of the sround sound feature, and I have yet to see a movie better than this one in digital. I give a lot of credit to those that mastered this movie, it is a must have!
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Summary: Great Story, Awsome Sound Please watch this movie!
Review: this is by far one of the best movies that has come out in the past year. The story is as realistic as it gets in a Sci-Fi story. GREAT effects and sound!!!
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Summary: Hollywood, make it stop
Review: Isn't it wonderful that Man has advanced to the point where he can avert his destiny by sending a bunch of oil drillers (?!?) into space to destroy a killer asteroid? That's the brilliant premise of this piece of work. A movie hasn't made me this TIRED since I saw Titantic. But unlike a lot of people, I think Titanic was at least a decent piece of entertainment. This however was just a lot of shouting and explosions and REALLY bad rock 'n roll music. But what really disheartened me is the wasted talent. Don't even get me started on Buscemi and Stormare, two terrific actors who are laughing all the way to the bank. But Willis? What's the deal, Bruce? You were actually decent in Pulp Fiction and 12 Monkeys! Maybe those were just flashes in the pan. Stick to crappy, expensive food (Planet Hollywood) and really bad singing, big fella. Frankly, I don't know how anyone of these people who gave this dreck five stars can sit there and go "Uh-hyuck! This is the greatest movie ah ever saw!" I thought it was an insult to my intelligence as a moviegoer. These people need to go out and see some REAL movies. Believe it or not, there are actually some out there that don't need special effects to make you care about it.
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Summary: This movie *****
Review: Ok come on how many times are we going to do a fast action thriller where everything works out. Review, the world is going to end, some hotshots go and save the world everything is peachy, ****!!! Come on ok look better ending, the shuttle wouldnt start, the asteroid crashed into earth killing evryone, big special wave wipes out all living exsistance on earth and a new form of aliens inhabbit the earth taking all of its natural resources leaving it a berin peice of rock floating in a orbit. Eventually it crashes into the sun and burns into space dust. Know thats an ending.
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Summary: It all just WORKS!!!!
Review: i know, implausable. i don't care. this movie had awesome actors, great special effects, and in all seriousness, i didn't find it SO implausable that i couldn't bear to watch. Ben Affleck, Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thorton and Steve Buschemi all turn in stellar performances. This movie will make you laugh, it'll make you cry, it'll just WOW you!!!!
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Summary: stunning
Review: this movie was the best of the best,now i hate love stories but the way it was mixed in with action and comedy,the move turned out great,it was just perfect!
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Summary: Biggest disappointment of the year
Review: This movie stinks from the very beginning. The ending is so obvious you need not waste more than 15 minutes on this *&$. Is this the best Hollywood studio has to offer?
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Summary: Why Steve, why the Teen Eye Candy????????
Review: MR. Buscemi, why would you endanger your fabulous career while doing a typical, boring action film like this one. Armageddon had to be the most boring movie I have ever seen. There was one point in the movie where there were so much noise it was stupid. Was the acting so lacking that they had to fill in time with things blowing up.Steve, all I ask you is to stay doing film greats like Fargo, Raising Arizona, Trees Lounge and Living in Oblivion. These are the films that will send you in the ranks of the greatest actor of all time. I know you just sold out to do this lousy excuse for a movie. Armageddon was JUNK!!!!
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