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Summary: 700 years old and I can kick your *beep*
Review: This was a wonderfull followup to Episode I.. The flow from the first to the second was maintained by allowing our characters to grow up and change there view on the world.. the Queen is now a Senator.. Anakin is now well into his jedi training, Obi Wan is starting to show some of the wisdom we come ot love him for later on, The relationship between R2D2 and C3PO starts to develop.. And I could jsut go on and on..There are several outstanding combat scenes in this movie and even a mystery to solve.. And solve they do yes.. And if you have trouble handling the love scene.. then just wait it out.. you will get to see one of the best battle scenes since the destruction of the Death Star.. And this one features our lovable Yoda.. and yes he is 700 yrs old and can kick *beep*.. The only reason this movie received a 4 is that there are parts that the CGI blue screen animation and action where not blended very well.. And it is very obvious in several areas..
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Summary: Rent it, don't buy it
Review: The worst! Terrible dialog. Rotten acting. Don't waste your money. Rent it and wait for Episode 3.
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Summary: Lucas has lost his touch.
Review: I admit, I was disappointed when I saw Phantom Menace, but I saw Attack of the Clones with a fresh outlook. Surely, Lucas saw the problems with Menace and looked to create something magical with Clones. Alas, I was sorely disappointed. Attack of the Clones was 143 minutes of boredom. Except for the gimmicks the Lucas inserted into the movie (the chase scene through Coruscant, the introduction of Jango Fett, the all-digital production, etc.) there was nothing even remotely worthwhile about this film. I mean, the "Attack" wasn't until 1:45 into the movie! There is, of course, one giant exception... Yoda's scene at the end of the movie. That one scene was almost worth the price of admission, and is the only reason that I gave this film any stars at all. In the end, it really just seems that Lucas has lost his touch. The first three films were magical, showing an epic tale of good versus evil. The new films seem contrived, unbelievable, and just plain dumb. I honestly think that what kept the first three films fresh was the input generated by having different directors on Empire and Jedi, or at least having other people work on the story. Lucas' ego has made this a one-man crusade, and as a result the story gets a one-dimensional feel. Maybe he's getting too mellow in his older age. Lucas is destroying his own franchise... Episode III is his last chance to return to the glory of the first trilogy. I hope that he uses that opportunity wisely.
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Summary: George Lucas just gets better with age
Review: Lucas is able to keep the development of his stories fresh by capturing modern emotions in that galaxy far, far away. He manages to spin a wonderful tale of angst and unrequited love, bringing yet another installment to the Star Wars Saga. Oh, Yoda's light saber battle was cool too.
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Summary: Fast paced, tons of special effects and even a little cheese
Review: The essence of the original two films (I refuse to even acknowledge Jedi as anything other than a terrible mistake) can never again be captured by a Star Wars film. That being said, sit back and enjoy this dvd for what it is - a slick marketing vehicle that attempts to fill in the voids of Vadar's origins. Unfortunately, Natalie Portman and Hayden Christenson are stiff with the ridiculous dialogue (Harrison Ford and Carrie Fischer's ability to laugh at themselves only added to the charm of the originals). Yet the film is entertaining, and Yoda's over the top acrobatics brings a smile to everyone's face. The DVD also features many added extras - always a treat for a Star Wars fan.
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Summary: This was a good movie.. dont let anyone fool you
Review: Yeah, alright people, just because you did not like Episode 1 and it didnt work like the previous 3 so what... Lucus really came back with this one and he most definately redeemed himself. Dont miss it.
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Summary: It wasn't the best, but it WASN'T horrible either...
Review: Sure, the original trilogy was better, and Episode I was probably better too (except for a 9-year-old telling a 14-year-old that he "cares about her"??) but this movie really wasn't as bad as everyone is saying. Hayden Christiansen a.k.a. Anakin Skywalker may have had a bit of a monotone voice, but 9-year-old Anakin (Jake Lloyd) did too -- maybe they're PURPOSELY going for that kind of voice? They did focus a bit too much on the special effects and not enough on the script, but it was still pretty good.
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Summary: Visually spectacular but lacking in substance
Review: It is ironic that the special effects that George Lucas so brilliantly pioneered are now being used so much more adroitly by other directors. In films like "Gladiator", "The Fellowship of the Ring" and "Black Hawk Down" we see those effects being used to subtly enhance the core elements of any movie: story and acting. Unfortunately, Lucas, while undeniably a technical genius and innovator of the highest order, is a rather ham-fisted director who doesn't ask for much (and doesn't receive much) from his actors. In "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones" the viewer is treated to a visually spectacular film that is nonetheless seriously lacking heart. It takes place ten years after the events of "Episode I", and follows Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, and Padme Amidala, (along with a host of Jedi) as they race to subvert the convoluted plans of the mysterious Darth Sidious. In between spectacular fight scenes, Lucas tries his hand at directing a political thriller. Unlike some, I like the idea; had it been successfully executed, it would have firmly grounded the saga in a realistic setting. As it actually turned out, Lucas created a Byzantine plot that is almost incomprehensible even after multiple viewings. He doesn't focus on the correct elements to develop the plot in a larger context, which might be OK if it weren't for the fact that the relationships at the micro level are almost laughable. The centerpiece of these relationships is the doomed love between Padme and Anakin. The problem is, the audience already knows that they get together (from the first trilogy), so there is no suspense about the "if" of the relationship, and Lucas doesn't seem terribly interested about the "why". Instead, he offers up extended scenes from their courtship. Again, this isn't an inherently bad idea, but it would require far abler hands. Hayden Christensen's acting is so leaden and over the top, you would have to be blind to not see this kid is headed for trouble. Padme is supposed to be smart woman, she's a senator after all, yet somehow she isn't the least bit concerned about his frequent violent outbursts, or even his admission of a revenge massacre. At the end of the movie, she's more of a lovesick puppy than a senator, and I was left wondering what possible interest she could have in a man who clearly has severe mental problems. The only remotely interesting scene featuring the two is one in which the tension mounts and it seems that Anakin might assault Padme, which would have been a fascinating plot twist. Instead, the tension fizzles and the whole scene comes to nothing. In the end this is a fun film to watch, but it's also frustrating because it could be so much more. You almost have to shut your brain off and just enjoy all the pretty pictures. Seeing Yoda in a light saber battle makes the film worth watching, but there is absolutely no substance to it. You won't regret watching it, but you'll also wonder what might have been. With a different director, and some key script revisions, it could have been a much grittier, darker, more interesting film. As it is, "Episode II" is a convoluted political thriller sandwiched between spectacular set scenes. It's good for a rainy Saturday afternoon, but not much else.
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Summary: A Fun and Fascinating Episode!!
Review: There has been a lot of trashing of this film, but years from now, people will be able to view it with clarity, free of hype. Is it better than The Matix or Lord Of The Rings? Apples and oranges! They are simply so different from each other, that there is no comparison. Ewan McGregor comes into his own with his portrayal of Obi-Wan in this film and Hayden Christensen is fantastic, giving a nuanced portrayal of the soon to be Darth Vader. The last 45 minutes of the movie are the most fun to be had outside of the original trilogy. One more thing...a lightsaber duel between YODA AND CHRISTOPHER LEE!!! Simply amazing. George Lucas once again proves he is a master storyteller.
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Summary: Clone of the Earlier Series?
Review: "Attack of the Clones" has its positive and negative qualities. On the one hand, it has some good action sequences, super high octane special effects, and adds more to our knowledge of the force and many of the continuing characters in the series. On the other hand, the acting is not what it could be, it slows down in the middle, and some of the plot points seem like a retread of other films.
My favorite action scenes are the chase for the assasin, the fight with Jango Fett, and the laser sword battle between Dooku and Yoda. Those scenes really work, especially on a big screen. The special effects bring Yoda to life with his lightening fast moves, and make the whole Star Wars universe come to life with incredible detail. We also see Anakin's growing impatience, the origin of the stormtroopers, and the origin of Boba Fett. On the down side, Hayden Christiansen seems miscast as Anakin Skywalker. He does not have the essence of the character, and his impatience seems forced or contrived. The chemistry between Hayden and Natalie Portman is flawed as well. The love story, which slows the pace down considerably through the middle, seems unbelievable, especially since the age difference is supposed to he great, and they just seem awkward together. When she finally admits her love for Anakin, it isn't inevitable and true. When the Senator falls from the military flying vehicle, Anakin nearly throws it all away to save her, but we find she isn't even hurt--it ends up being a lame plot point. The retread of earlier Star Wars films is a little annoying. Anakin follows much the same path as Luke from "The Empire Strikes Back," in that Anakin is lured to Tattooine by a vision of his mother in pain (Luke was lured to Bespin by a vision of Han and Leia in pain). Anakin is reckless in his attack of Dooku and loses his arm (Luke attacks Vader recklessly and loses his hand). There is always that overused line "I have a bad feeling about this," which appears in every Star Wars film at least once, and often several times in the same movie, and there are also many inside jokes, such as Obi-Wan saying to Anakin, "You will be the death of me," and C-3PO saying, "You have a message from an Obi-Wan Kanobi." For the special effects and the action scenes, I recommend this film, but it is hard to forgive the short comings, and the knowledge that Lucas still has trouble remaking the magic of the first trilogy.
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