The Apocalypse

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Summary: Possibly the Worst Sci-Fi Movie Ever Made!
Review: A worthless plot combine with truly awful acting in the dazzling rendition of mindlessness. If I had anything to do with this ridiculous waste of celluloid I would shoot myself. It gets 1 star mainly because there is no selection for "zero". Pass this one up unless you need something to wedge a table leg.

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Summary: NOT RECCOMENDED
Review: DO NOT CONFUSE THIS MOVIE WITH ONE BY THE SAME NAME ABOUT THE END TIMES. IT IS NOT THE SAME MOVIE. NOT A GOOD MOVIE, NO POINT TO IT.

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Summary: ONE STAR IS TOO MUCH
Review: I am a huge Sandra Berhard fan, but honey, this is the worst movie ever! Sandra is terribly miscast as a spaceship captain, and Laura San Giacomo is a horrible mess as a Shakespeare crazed computer terrorist. This is blackmail material for all involved!

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Summary: You Have Got To Be Kidding!
Review: Mindless, numbing garbage -- plain and simple. Don't get ripped off by wasting money on this completely ridiculous FLIM!

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Summary: Power-packed action... a surefire jaw-dropper!!!!!
Review: Sci-fi at it's best! Riveting from start to finish. Wonderful performances from Dye and Zagarino. San Giacomo also provides a stunning turn as a "drugged-out, shakesperian whack-job"! Enjoy!

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Summary: Just Shoot Me!
Review: The title indicates a genre populated by movies such as "Armageddon" (seriously funny Bruce Willis) or "Deep Impact" (straight to the end of the World - almost). Well, only the title could indicate quality. The characters are cast in a grey, two-dimensional plot which offers nothing but repeated yawns. I actually didn't manage to view through in one night. As for technical quality on DVD: Forget it!

Rating:
Summary: Just Shoot Me!
Review: The title indicates a genre populated by movies such as "Armageddon" (seriously funny Bruce Willis) or "Deep Impact" (straight to the end of the World - almost). Well, only the title could indicate quality. The characters are cast in a grey, two-dimensional plot which offers nothing but repeated yawns. I actually didn't manage to view through in one night. As for technical quality on DVD: Forget it!

Rating:
Summary: Just Shoot Me!
Review: The title indicates a genre populated by movies such as "Armageddon" (seriously funny Bruce Willis) or "Deep Impact" (straight to the end of the World - almost). Well, only the title could indicate quality. The characters are cast in a grey, two-dimensional plot which offers nothing but repeated yawns. I actually didn't manage to view through in one night. As for technical quality on DVD: Forget it!

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Summary: PuuuWeee....This thing stinks!
Review: Worst acting I have ever seen... I gave my copy away.... yuck...