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Summary: DO NOT BUY THIS MOVIE
Review: Please do yourself a favour and do not spend money in a movie so edited and cut that it's impossible to understand it. I bought the movie because I believed it had something to do with vampires (if you see the cover you'll understand), however it is far from it. Anyway, I cheched the "Making - of" documentary and found all the escenes that I didn't see in the movie. I believe they cut almost 15 minutes of the film. It might be a good movie, but not in this condition. It should have never been released like this. REAL PITTY.
Rating: 
Summary: bad..... but I liked it anyways! SO THERE!
Review: The movie starts when a dudes father (who created the ninja zombies) died from some mafia gang. So he decides to make his scientist friend re-create ninja zombies and makes them go out and kill the mafia gang. Then some scientists decide to resurrect the mafia and then gains control of the ninja zombies and sends them after the dude. The dude gets killed by the ninja zombies and he is ressurected to go after the ninja zombies and the mafia (in which the leader sounds like he got his hoo hoo dilly chopped off). I just keeps going back and forth, back and forth.NOT A BAD MOVIE!! Not many zombies in this film but the action is rather decent for a B-movie. The story is somewhat repetitive, the gore is a bit weak but in the end it is an enjoyable film. BUT I have a serious problem with the advertisment. Some idiot tried to compare this movie to NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD on the back cover. IT'S NOT! It's nothing compared to this movie. These zombies don't eat people. FALSE ADVERTISMENT!!!!!!!!!! :)
(not much zombies) most entertaining part: | the high-pitched mafia guy |
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Summary: ridiculously stupid action horror movie
Review: there is no point in this movie. I think they just slabbed a piece of meat togther to make it look good but the outcome of the whole entire this is ridiculously stupid and I hate these kinds of crappy, cheesy and laugh a minute horror action movies. characters are annoying and the story doesnt even make sense. no chills, thrills or spills. just a hunk of junk in a trunk. need I saay more?
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Summary: Don't Watch it! Now go warn others.
Review: This is perhaps the worst movie I have seen. It is very, very poorly done, and lacks the campiness that redeems even movies like Plan 9 from outer space. It tries lamely to entertain with comic relief, the two door-to-door undead recruiters for Satans "legion of the dead," but in the end fails utterly. If I could un-watch this movie, I would.
Rating:
Summary: Worst movie I have ever seen.
Review: This movie absolutely [stinks], there's nothing more I can say. Even the "un-rated super uncut uncensored blah blah" version wouldn't save this [movie]. I hate the person who wrote it and the [person] who took on the task of directing it. I wanted to rip my eyes out every time I saw the tall, blonde "[villain]" Save your money, don't even rent this garbage, go see something more productive, like a grass-growing contest.
Rating: 
Summary: Trippinnnn
Review: This should be nominated for at least 10 oscars no doubt. It is a piece of art, truly set a new bar for drug indused movie ideas, buy it you wont regret it unless you spent more than like 12 cents.
Rating:
Summary: Trippinnnn
Review: This should be nominated for at least 10 oscars no doubt. It is a piece of art, truly set a new bar for drug indused movie ideas, buy it you wont regret it unless you spent more than like 12 cents.
Rating:
Summary: A sad excuse for a horror film
Review: This, my friends, is possibly the worst movie ever made (so bad, it makes Forbidden Zone look good). Its more sad then anything. You could tell the producers were trying to come up with a good plot line, that was good for the first 30 seconds of the film. Then, they added some characters that (you could tell) they were trying to incorperate into the plot, but never went anywhere and served no purpose to the gravity of the film. The last 1 1/2 of it was trying to Compensate for the first 30 minutes, but not only could they not pull it off, they also made it cheesier and it spiraled down in misery like a bad addiction. To top it off, the last 23 seconds of the film COMPLETELY negated anything the movie was about. There is no Legion and there are no Dead. This, more then dissapointing, is a waste of money. I think the producers were either A) Smoking serious amounts of crack, B)Play D&D and never graduated High School, or C)Take us and Hollywood as a joke and purposefully insult us as horror movie goers. Smoke some Shrooms if you choose to watch it. Im sure it wont even be 1/4 as bad and would actually make sence that way.
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Summary: From Dusk'till dawn RIP OFF !
Review: Very bad acting,bad SFX, bad lighting, no plot, no story except the one they stole to From dusk'till dawn. One star for the retarded guy who made me laugh. This is CRAP ! To avoid or forget.
Rating:
Summary: HEAVILY EDITED VERSION!5 star movie now a 1 star movie!
Review: Well,congratulate the MPAA for another job well done.
I have owned the Japanese and German dvd of this movie
for about a year now.I received my copy of the American
release today and what I got was a superb picture,
top notch sound, and EVERY GOOD PART REMOVED AND CUT
FROM THE MOVIE!WHY IN THIS DAY AND AGE SHOULD WE HAVE
TO HAVE THIS MUCH CENSORSHIP IN A SILLY HORROR MOVIE?
There are many movies out there that show way more gore
than what was taken from this movie.Those of you that
have the foreign versions of this film,hold on to them!
The first cut appears in the first 10 minutes when our
first victim is recruited for the legion.Yes folks,the
last half of that scene is totally gone!OLAF ITTENBACH
is a GERMAN FILM EXTRAORDINAIRE who is on the rise in
the business and is very god-like to the serious horror
fan who likes their special effects on the outrageous
side.He does ALL of the special make-up,writes and
directs all of his movies!This movie un-cut is a 5 star movie all the way.It has humor,action,suspense,special
effects(very little cgi-mostly original),and a story.
Oh well,sorry to have to break the news.There is no reason
that this movie should have been edited this heavily or
even edited at all!Major letdown!Well,I hope DOG SOLDIERS
is much better.Thank god for multi-region dvd players!
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