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Summary: A MASTERPIECE
Review: This movie is truely one of the crowning achievements of the 90's. Pauly Shore should have won the oscar. I wish there were more movies like this one.
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Summary: A horribly stupid movie
Review: This movie was bad beyond words. Pauly Shore as usual was pathetic and the plot was nonexistent. What a joke, Frasier can do better.
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Summary: No No Weeging the Ju uice!!
Review: This movie was funny as hell especially when he described the basic food groups to the caveman... And you've got to love the crazy arab clerks.
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Summary: Another disaster from (use)Les Mayfield
Review: This stinking cesspool of dung is one of a long list of movies starring Pauly Shore. Forgive me, Dinah, but your son may be the most useless and unentertaining clods Hollywood has ever offered, and this movie showcases Pauly's terminal buffoonery. Did girls at the time think that he was "cute?" Perhaps, but as far as being a convincing actor, even in the horrible parts he has played, he has shown me nothing but a foul odor. I have also read the list of movies directed by Mr. Mayfield and, while having a fair amount of success over the years, he has failed to leave us with anything truly memorable. Most of his films are aimed at stupid teenagers and are supported by VERY shallow comedy. I wish Mr. Mayfield well and hope that someday he can find something to direct that he can be proud to be remembered by, not some Martin Lawrence crap or this awful, awful movie. This is in my top 10 WORST movies of all time.
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Summary: Another disaster from (use)Les Mayfield
Review: This stinking cesspool of dung is one of a long list of movies starring Pauly Shore. Forgive me, Dinah, but your son may be the most useless and unentertaining clods Hollywood has ever offered, and this movie showcases Pauly's terminal buffoonery. Did girls at the time think that he was "cute?" Perhaps, but as far as being a convincing actor, even in the horrible parts he has played, he has shown me nothing but a foul odor. I have also read the list of movies directed by Mr. Mayfield and, while having a fair amount of success over the years, he has failed to leave us with anything truly memorable. Most of his films are aimed at stupid teenagers and are supported by VERY shallow comedy. I wish Mr. Mayfield well and hope that someday he can find something to direct that he can be proud to be remembered by, not some Martin Lawrence crap or this awful, awful movie. This is in my top 10 WORST movies of all time.
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Summary: Funny
Review: Two high school geeks find a frozen cave man and become instantly popular. The movie is hilarious and I thought Brendan Fraser was so adorable as Link. He wss funny, but at the same time you could identify with his problems. I felt so bad for him when he was in the museum and found out that his people were extinct. I also loved it when he did wrestling moves on that creep at the end of the movie. I would've given the DVD 5 stars, but it's only in Dolby Digital 2.0.
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Summary: bodacious
Review: well i stumbled upon this diamond in the rough whilst trying to look up T3 and pirates of the carribean.
what a marvelous storyline, link pulls at your heart strings right from the word go, i hope i can be a caveman.
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Summary: Wheez the juice!-from Linko Vich Chomalski(Garry Hixon)
Review: You see you've got your 4 basic food groups,cornnuts-meat group, sweettarts-fruit group, Abba Zabba'a-vegatable group, milk duds-dairy group. To wheez the juice is to go to 7-eleven, and put your mouth under the hose to wheeze the juice downward, to your waiting lips. Microwave burrito, always cook thoroughly, or hot on the outside, icy cold in the middle. "I'll be back" "Radmobile!!!!" "Look at him ,he's a caveman for goodness sake!" "Look at him, in his day he fought for food and survival, what would he be fighting for!" "To save face, to be cool, to protect himself from airheads like Matt!" No, I have a caveman in my backyard! Sure Dave!"-Linkovich Chomalski(Garry Hixon)
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