The Silencer

Rating:
Summary: Sexy and Exciting
Review: Good movie for people who's looking for action and pleasure. Not a thriller but a must have anyway.

Rating:
Summary: Cool Sporty
Review: I got this DVD at the bargain price of US$10 and I'm not about to complain about it.

The story is OK, the cast does their best, Amy gets to kick the daylights out of the bad guy!

Hey it's OK. There's also some motorcycles in it at least and I love motorbikes. Amy rides a cool Sporty she got from a guy she picked up after a job (I think she keeps the bike when she kicks him out). The Bad Guy rides a badder bike off-course. Amy is pretty and takes her clothes of once so that's another plus.

Rating:
Summary: The worst movie I have ever seen
Review: It doesn't deserve a review, it is that bad. Don't buy it, don't rent it, don't watch it, don't even pick it up out of the remainder bin at your local Wal-Mart. It will contaminate your life.

Rating:
Summary: The worst movie I have ever seen
Review: It doesn't deserve a review, it is that bad. Don't buy it, don't rent it, don't watch it, don't even pick it up out of the remainder bin at your local Wal-Mart. It will contaminate your life.

Rating:
Summary: LIPS SHOULD BE SEALED
Review: Okay, we have this former hitwoman who wants to get on with her life, but she is kind of coerced into killing five scumbags by some secretive organization. The scumbags are nasty guys and gals who abuse, exploit and basically debase females in some ridiculous form or another. The hitwoman gets her assignments by playing a video game called THE SILENCER. Once she shoots her opponent in the game, her real quarry comes up, with some stupid accompanying jargon like their fatal flaws and what they do for a living. The hitwoman has big cazoos and wears a black bra through most of the movie. Along the way, she encounters her former hitman/partner/lover, who is determined to bring her back to his arms. She also beds a young jock named Drew, who is killed by her ex-lover, and then she comes on to some pool player jock at the game arcade, who she obviously might care for. Additionally, she saves a street girl from a devious future by shipping her off to be a mechanic at an old pal's auto shop. The scenes flow without any kind of continuity, and the acting, well, suffice to say good actors like Chris Mulkey and Paul Ganus are lost in this drivel and the comely Lynnette Walden cannot carry this movie on (...) alone. Dull and crude, THE SILENCER is one movie that should be.

Rating:
Summary: The worst B-movie EVER made
Review: One star for the "no glove, no love" scene. All the rest is
worth minus 17. Truly appaling. I would not recommend this to
my worst enemy. OK maybe to her. It is beyond being one of
those "so bad it is good" type of movies. It is just plain bad.

Rating:
Summary: The worst B-movie EVER made
Review: One star for the "no glove, no love" scene. All the rest is
worth minus 17. Truly appaling. I would not recommend this to
my worst enemy. OK maybe to her. It is beyond being one of
those "so bad it is good" type of movies. It is just plain bad.